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Worker caught having sex with Henry Hoover
Telegraph UK ^ | 2:38am GMT 04/03/2008 | Megan Levy

Posted on 03/03/2008 9:25:35 PM PST by fishhound

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1 posted on 03/03/2008 9:25:36 PM PST by fishhound
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Well THAT sucks!


2 posted on 03/03/2008 9:26:30 PM PST by digger48 (http://prorev.com/legacy.htm)
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Probably sucked to write that article.


3 posted on 03/03/2008 9:27:36 PM PST by fishhound
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OMG it got funnier !


4 posted on 03/03/2008 9:27:44 PM PST by digger48 (http://prorev.com/legacy.htm)
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To: fishhound

His underpants are nice and clean, though.


5 posted on 03/03/2008 9:28:28 PM PST by KittyKares (.)
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When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland".

I'll have to ask my friend, Dombrosky about this one.

6 posted on 03/03/2008 9:31:23 PM PST by digger48 (http://prorev.com/legacy.htm)
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Here's Henry ..........

 

Henry the Hoover

 

7 posted on 03/03/2008 9:32:05 PM PST by K-oneTexas (I'm not a judge and there ain't enough of me to be a jury. (Zell Miller, A National Party No More))
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8 posted on 03/03/2008 9:32:45 PM PST by Billthedrill
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I thought nature *abhorred* a vacuum.


9 posted on 03/03/2008 9:32:45 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Unnatural.)
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NOT GUILTY!


10 posted on 03/03/2008 9:33:19 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (I can see the attraction.)
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His underpants are nice and clean, though.

Nope, not going there, Im not touching it....

11 posted on 03/03/2008 9:35:19 PM PST by cardinal4
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To: fishhound
the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was "a common practice in Poland".

Thus the country's name.

12 posted on 03/03/2008 9:35:28 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Pole land.)
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Robert Stewart was placed on probation for three years after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle.

These things go in cycles.

13 posted on 03/03/2008 9:36:19 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (Wheely.)
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“When later questioned by his employers, the man said he was vacuuming his underpants, which was “a common practice in Poland”.”

bound to be a polish joke there


14 posted on 03/03/2008 9:36:38 PM PST by fishhound
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good ones


15 posted on 03/03/2008 9:38:01 PM PST by fishhound
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To: Billthedrill

Those slutty little vacuums are nothing but cheap hose.


16 posted on 03/03/2008 9:39:30 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (You pay through the nose.)
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Must...resist...

It isn't normally considered good advice to place delicate, vascular-rich portions of one's anatomy into devices rated in horsepower. Or into the mouths of largish carnivores. Dang it, if we're gonna have sex education you'd figure they'd at least give the little nippers some practical advice.

17 posted on 03/03/2008 9:44:35 PM PST by Billthedrill
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I don’t even want to think about how one goes about having sex with a bike.

And I’ll refrain from making jokes about chains, banana seats, lubricants and pumping the tires.


18 posted on 03/03/2008 9:55:15 PM PST by RepublitarianRoger2
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Shaking my head. There are some strange people...At least he didn’t put a wig on the thing. I am glad I didn’t discover the guy.....I think I would still be laughing.


19 posted on 03/03/2008 10:02:28 PM PST by pandoraou812 (Out, damned spot......OUT)
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“And in 1993, Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs.”

WTF

Is that like “i like to’ear the sound of two bricks smashin together” from monty python


20 posted on 03/03/2008 10:08:37 PM PST by fishhound
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