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1 posted on 02/18/2008 10:00:18 AM PST by no nau
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To: no nau

that’s it. aliens abducted roger clemens and...


2 posted on 02/18/2008 10:05:54 AM PST by the invisib1e hand
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To: no nau
Cool, let's blame non-existent wormhole-traveling space monsters for losing a baseball.

Since non-existent space monsters can manipulate baseball games, perhaps they can next manipulate our presidential election so that a conservative candidate magically appears and wins in November.
3 posted on 02/18/2008 10:07:33 AM PST by mysterio
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To: no nau

Interesting story.

FWIW, Tito’s aunt & uncle lived only a few blocks away.
I used to buy most of my gas from his aunt. This is the first I’ve heard about this one. {but I’m not doubting anyone’s word}


4 posted on 02/18/2008 10:14:43 AM PST by labette
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To: no nau; The Spirit Of Allegiance

The obvious explanation is that the ball entered an access gap flux node of the western parabolic curve entry gate of the parallel time space continuum warp of the Bermuda triangle.


5 posted on 02/18/2008 10:17:12 AM PST by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: no nau

Flying Spaghetti Monster


6 posted on 02/18/2008 10:17:24 AM PST by Hazcat (We won an immigration BATTLE, the WAR is not over. Be ever vigilant.)
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To: no nau

Great story! Thanks for the post!


7 posted on 02/18/2008 10:18:41 AM PST by JennysCool (They all say they want change, but they’re really after folding money.)
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To: no nau

Pelican was flying above the fog layer... saw the ball fly up and thought it was a fish... pelican catches ball and flies off.


9 posted on 02/18/2008 10:22:45 AM PST by So Cal Rocket
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To: no nau

So, no one saw the big seagull?


10 posted on 02/18/2008 10:26:37 AM PST by wrench
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To: no nau

Because there's no more baseball in the 24th century...

13 posted on 02/18/2008 10:44:41 AM PST by mikrofon (Cmdr. Sisko - ST:DS9)
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To: no nau

Great story and funny solutions.


14 posted on 02/18/2008 10:45:23 AM PST by mtbopfuyn (The fence is "absolutely not the answer" - Gov. Rick Perry (R, TX))
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To: no nau

The best plausible NATURAL explanation I can come up with is...between the fog and the wind, everyone lost track of the ball and it fell in a spot where *nobody* was looking. It sounds like it was a very moist atmosphere, and if the ball hit some soggy soil, it may have just plopped there without a bounce and not much of a sound. Additionally, fog greatly muffles sound, which is another plausible explanation of why it wasn’t heard.

The idea that everyone looked all over and couldn’t find a baseball anywhere in the vicinity of a ballpark during and immediately after a baseball game is, of course, ridiculous. Unless, that is, we’re supposed to believe that they were only playing with 1 baseball. Obviously, they weren’t since the game continued after the pop-fly “disappeared”. No doubt there were various baseballs in the dugouts, perhaps by gloves on field along the fence/wall, such as where the bullpens might have been.

In light of these facts, again, I think the ball landed in a spot where nobody was looking. All eyes were probably on the fielders chasing the ball, but they were probably in the wrong spot. Well, obviously they were. On a clear day, everyone would be watching the ball as well, but with the fog, NOBODY could see the ball, so the only thing to watch was the fielders. While the players were running around, yelling, it’s quite possible the ball could have fallen harmlessly near a wall, fence, or dugout by a glove or rolled a few feet to such a spot after hitting the ground. I don’t know the field, but maybe it rolled UNDER the stands.

Maybe it hit a bird in mid-air before coming down, making it really go off course from where the fielders were expecting it. Maybe a big bird caught it in the fog and flew away with it.

I can come up with many natural scenarios which could possibly account for the missing baseball. It might seem like a stretch, but I’ll believe that before I believe it was the BT or a ghost.

You want a good baseball trivia question? How about this one...how can a team pull off a triple play WITHOUT EVER TOUCHING THE BALL?

Supposedly this happened in a minor league game a long time ago as well. Might win yourself a bet or 2 with this one, as most will say it’s impossible.


15 posted on 02/18/2008 10:47:05 AM PST by GLDNGUN
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To: no nau

wasted away again in margaritaville


20 posted on 02/18/2008 11:08:40 AM PST by kingattax (99 % of liberals give the rest a bad name)
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To: no nau
X-Files

Season 6

"The Unnatural"

21 posted on 02/18/2008 11:12:51 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Join in the spirit of "hope!" Change is good! Embrace climate change!)
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To: no nau

I was playing right-center in a softball game once in gusty winds. A guy hit a ball to right. Really undercut it a lot. I took a step back, then started running in. The guy playing second went back on the ball. A huge wind came up and the second baseman stood still, then started running back to the infield. The ball landed on the base path between 1st and 2nd, rolled across the mound, then foul between 3rd and home.

One of the weirder things I’ve seen on a diamond.

The other was at back-to-back diamonds. On one, a guy fouled off a pitch and it went towards the other diamond. There, the pitcher delivered the ball to the plate where the batter hit BOTH balls. One went foul between 3rd and home, the other was popped up in the infield. The ump had to call a no pitch as nobody was sure which ball the batter hit in fair territory


24 posted on 02/18/2008 11:23:06 AM PST by Andyman (The truth shall make you freep.)
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To: no nau
I wonder if it could of been grabbed by a swallow in mid-flight?

Now what's the airspeed of an unladen swallow? (scratches head)

26 posted on 02/18/2008 11:28:15 AM PST by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: no nau
After thinking about this since morning... All I can add is lots of speculation:

When a fast ball is popped up, it can deaden/reduce the spin applied by the pitcher. Not so when a curve or slider is popped up because the spin is opposite as it approaches the batter. When this happens, the spin can be greatly increased. It can spin so fast you can hear it as it passes overhead.

Now, suppose we enter a defective ball into the equation. Say, an improperly stitched cover that failed while up above the lights. We should consider the possibility the such a ball could slice out of the field toward the first base side. There are always kids waiting for a “free” practice ball around a ballpark. {I got a lot of them that way} They aren’t going to come forward and say, “Hey! Here’s your ball!”

But like I said, Lots of speculation.

33 posted on 02/18/2008 4:32:50 PM PST by labette
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To: no nau

maybe a passing Raven?


34 posted on 02/19/2008 3:28:25 AM PST by The Raven (You don’t need a high IQ to see what’s wrong with liberalism, but you need a high IQ to defend it)
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To: no nau

This reminds me of the homer in the gloaming. My guess is the ball was a homerun and nobody found it. Ever lose a golfball on the links? Same thing.


35 posted on 11/01/2008 9:10:11 PM PDT by phildallmayr
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