Hmmmm, okay. Here goes...
Mike Huckabee will get trounced in the Hawkeye Cauci in a few days, leaving the door open for Fred Thompson. McCain will win NH because...well, I think the water in NH lacks fluoride or something.
New England/Dallas will be in Super Bowl XLII. My Oakland Raiders will finish 8-8 next year, just missing the playoffs.
North Carolina will win the NCAA Basketball championship.
Osama Bin Laden will still be dead.
The San Jose Sharks will win the Stanley Cup.
2008 will be remember in MLB as “the Year of the Pitcher” and the entire AL will bat somewhere around .230.
But most importantly.
The San Francisco Giants will finally win the World Series
Fred Dalton Thompson will be the next President of the United States. When in a debate during the campaign, Fred walks over to Hillary’s podium and an MSM reporter asks Fred “you know you don’t hit the girl, right?” Fred will say, “that was a girl? Hmmmm, guess you learn something new every day.”
Oh, yeah, and Duncan Hunter will be Fred’s running mate and eventual VP.
New England/Dallas will be in Super Bowl XLII: who wins?
NFL Predictions for 2008
* Due to the success of Deana Favre on Monday Night Football, ESPN with have a half time segment with Oprah and her first Guest will be Brain Urlacher who will share his feelings and book of poetry.
* The NFL competition committee will make it a 15-yard penalty for Roy Williams to tackle anyone, he has to will them down.
* Clinton Portis’ new character will be “Downtown Jerome” a man who owns on dog fighting kennel in Northeast DC, at least that what he will tell the judge.
* Eli Manning will drive through a Burger King in Secaucus NJ, ask for a whopper, and the cashier will tell him that “You are as good as your brother, and you will not turn the ball over in 2008”.
* John Kitna will convert to a Buddhist and the Lions will win 11 games. Okay, that’s a stretch I know, the Lions will not win 11 games.
* Bill Parcells will get so stressed in Miami, he call Bill Belichick and fire him.