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1 posted on 10/03/2007 2:26:54 PM PDT by cajunman
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What a waste of good sherry.............


2 posted on 10/03/2007 2:28:31 PM PDT by Red Badger ( We don't have science, but we have consensus.......)
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Is this what they mean when they say you are
Drunk off your A$$?

3 posted on 10/03/2007 2:28:45 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
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She said he often used alcohol in that manner to get drunk.

One way to beat a breathalyzer.

4 posted on 10/03/2007 2:29:03 PM PDT by Tijeras_Slim
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He should have tried Texas Pete.


5 posted on 10/03/2007 2:29:20 PM PDT by boomop1 (there you go again)
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I think being the person administering a 58 year old man an enema is itself punishment enough for almost any crime.


6 posted on 10/03/2007 2:29:20 PM PDT by wideawake (Why is it that so many self-proclaimed "Constitutionalists" know so little about the Constitution?)
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huh.


8 posted on 10/03/2007 2:30:53 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Did Dennis Kucinich always look like that or did he have to submit to a series of shots? [firehat])
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That's low-down, stinkin', dirty nasty.

Ick.

9 posted on 10/03/2007 2:31:54 PM PDT by ArrogantBustard (Western Civilisation is aborting, buggering, and contracepting itself out of existence.)
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ewwww & ewwww.


11 posted on 10/03/2007 2:32:43 PM PDT by pandoraou812 ( zero tolerance to the will of Allah & Muslims ...... dilligaf? with an efg.....)
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“addicted to enemas”: someone is missing out on a great band name.


12 posted on 10/03/2007 2:33:04 PM PDT by jdub
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This rates a 10 on my Weird-$hit-o-meter.


13 posted on 10/03/2007 2:34:03 PM PDT by CholeraJoe (Bring me the head of Miley Cyrus!)
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..the case was dismissed Aug. 31 due to insufficient evidence.

No sh**?

14 posted on 10/03/2007 2:34:49 PM PDT by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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One of the few times I DO NOT want to see the evidence in a criminal case!


15 posted on 10/03/2007 2:40:06 PM PDT by dynachrome (“Third world indigenous medicine for third world illegal aliens!!!”)
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Once a drunk reaches the point where he or she pukes everything up, it’s the only way to get drunk, other than direct injection. Of course, should the wife really be charged with murder? Is there such a crime as being an extreme enabler? That would be more appropriate.


17 posted on 10/03/2007 2:42:10 PM PDT by GOP_1900AD (Stomping on "PC," destroying the Left, and smoking out faux "conservatives" - Take Back The GOP!)
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He should have opted for the Pina Colonic instead.


18 posted on 10/03/2007 2:47:43 PM PDT by Disambiguator (Political Correctness is criminal insanity writ large.)
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I think it's all a misunderstanding. He said "This BUD'S For You." She misheard that, and also his exclamation "It's Killer Time!"
29 posted on 10/03/2007 2:56:21 PM PDT by scott7278 ("Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I would like to know what we are talking about.")
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LOL. How’s he gonna ‘splain that one at the Pearly Gates?


33 posted on 10/03/2007 3:00:27 PM PDT by Scotsman will be Free (11C - Indirect fire, infantry - High angle hell - We will bring you, FIRE)
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The wife

The deceased.

Man, there are some strange people out there.

34 posted on 10/03/2007 3:00:36 PM PDT by csvset
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Okay, a colleague had a patient show up in the ER back in the 80’s when the “coffee enema” was being touted as a holistic health aid. This Bozo read about it somewhere and decided to try it ( without checking out the details). So the guy dissolves an ENTIRE jar of freeze dried coffee in a quart of water and gives himself the enema.

Shows up in the ER an hour later, shaky sweaty and with a pulse rate of nearly 200 from his freakin massive caffiene OD.
Spent several days in the ICU but lived.


36 posted on 10/03/2007 3:01:25 PM PDT by Kozak (Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
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Just when you think you’ve heard it all...


37 posted on 10/03/2007 3:03:31 PM PDT by fishergirl (My warrior, my soldier, my hero - my son. God bless our troops!)
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Assault with a deadly weapon?

40 posted on 10/03/2007 3:05:00 PM PDT by pogo101
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