[ccmay]

Don't you people care about 'Elf 'n' Safety? Does the Precautionary Principle mean nothing to you?

-ccm

[Daffynition]

"...'Elf 'n' Safety?"

I'm reminded of the gnomes so prevalent in English gardens. Rather than write to Mr. Hanson, we should chip in and get Mrs Turnbull this gnome to put out in the garden she tends.