Put me in the mind of the story of the man threatening to jump out of window ledge. A Priest is called to disuade him. (Priest with a thick Irish Brogue.)
“Think of your family, how will they take it?”
“I don’t have any family.”
“Think of your mother what will she think?”
“My mother put me in an foundling home as a baby.”
“Think then or your Blessed Mother, who loves you as her own child.”
“Who’s the Blessed Mother?”
“Jump, you damned Jew bastard.”
Hooo boy, how to light an online fire. Funny, though.