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Company Advertises Unpaid Job as Condom Tester
Fox News / AP ^ | July 06, 2007 | unknown

Posted on 07/07/2007 9:22:53 AM PDT by reg45

MELBOURNE, Australia — A major condom brand said Friday it expected thousands of applicants for a new unpaid job on offer — condom tester. Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.

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Imagine putting that one on your resume or CV.
1 posted on 07/07/2007 9:22:54 AM PDT by reg45
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To: reg45

This was posted and zotted yesterday.


2 posted on 07/07/2007 9:25:00 AM PDT by Perdogg (This thread is 100% Immigration and Gluten free)
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To: reg45

I hope they don’t discriminate against homosexuals. Ecch!


3 posted on 07/07/2007 9:25:10 AM PDT by Mr Ramsbotham (Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
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To: reg45
"That's not a knife."

[ZIP!]

"Now, that's a knife..."

4 posted on 07/07/2007 9:25:36 AM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich!)
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To: reg45

I once was a diesel fitter in a pantyhose factory.

My job was to hold up the pantyhose and say “dese ill fit er”.

....Bob


5 posted on 07/07/2007 9:26:26 AM PDT by Lokibob (Some people are like slinkys. Useless, but if you throw them down the stairs, you smile.)
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To: reg45

What will Hillary ever do without Bill? I’m sure Bill will be jumping on this opportunity


6 posted on 07/07/2007 9:26:40 AM PDT by Horatio Gates (So rats don't take over and things get askew, gotta listen to the boy named Tzu)
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To: reg45

Well they’re not going to be randomly assigned partners from the group of volunteers to ‘test’ them with, they get the condoms, ‘test’ them on their own, and report back.

This is a marketing scheme designed to get press. It worked. Very clever.


7 posted on 07/07/2007 9:27:44 AM PDT by GovernmentIsTheProblem (The GOP is "Whig"ing out.)
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To: Lokibob

LOL!


8 posted on 07/07/2007 9:28:04 AM PDT by NRA2BFree ("The time is near at hand which must determine whether Americans are to be free men or slaves!")
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To: reg45

They don’t pay you and you still have to find your own women? What makes this a gotta have job?


9 posted on 07/07/2007 9:28:19 AM PDT by nhoward14
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To: Perdogg

It didn’t show up in search. - sorry!


10 posted on 07/07/2007 9:29:48 AM PDT by reg45
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To: Horatio Gates

What will Hillary ever do without Bill? I’m sure Bill will be jumping on this opportunity....
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Yes, Billy’s first real job, although not a paying job. Laundering foreign enemy money for Hillary’s campaign is much more profitable. He knows they want Hillary in the White House for sure....


11 posted on 07/07/2007 9:32:33 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: reg45

“Durex said 200 adult Australians — men and women — are wanted to test a range of its condoms.”

This sounds like the DNC’s way new scheme to raise soft political funds for the 08 campaign.


12 posted on 07/07/2007 9:33:10 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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To: reg45

Whoaa! If it was paid, It would be better than the beer taster job!


13 posted on 07/07/2007 9:35:12 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: HereInTheHeartland

Will there be any applicants to test “extra small”?


14 posted on 07/07/2007 9:35:44 AM PDT by reg45
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“Will there be any applicants to test “extra small”?”

If it really is a DNC fund raising scheme, they will have that range covered.

15 posted on 07/07/2007 9:37:50 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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To: reg45

Sign up Hillary, she’s more of a man than most of the NY reps...


16 posted on 07/07/2007 9:48:26 AM PDT by Darksheare (The Windows Error dialog box. Windows' way of saying, "Look at ME!")
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"Uh, did it say condom tester? I meant condiment taster..."
17 posted on 07/07/2007 9:54:05 AM PDT by mikrofon (Testes, testes, 1, 2, THREE...)
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Dear Durex: I was assigned to test the new "Habañero Hotties" brand, lot 1, and I have to report a most unpleasant side effect...
18 posted on 07/07/2007 10:05:19 AM PDT by Sender (Success in warfare is gained by carefully accommodating ourselves to the enemy's purpose.)
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To: mikrofon

Ketchup or mustard on that hot-dog?


19 posted on 07/07/2007 10:06:36 AM PDT by reg45
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To: reg45

it doesn’t bother me at all, nothing to be sorry for ;)


20 posted on 07/07/2007 10:09:04 AM PDT by Perdogg (This thread is 100% Immigration and Gluten free)
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