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AMERICA - The Right Way!! (WEEKEND EDITION June 30, July 1 ,2007) [Remember the Trade Center!!]
All of us | June 30, 2007 | Various News Sources and FReepers

Posted on 06/30/2007 2:16:51 AM PDT by lysie

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To: Carolinamom

oops...neither...NOR


61 posted on 07/01/2007 8:22:51 AM PDT by Carolinamom (Every day is a gift; be thankful.)
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To: Carolinamom; All

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the Priest beside her, Father, may I ask a favor?”

“Of course. What may I do for you?”

“Well, I bought an expensive woman’s electronic hair dryer for my mother’s birthday. The dryer is unopened and well over the Customs limits; and I’m afraid they’ll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?”

“I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie.”

“With your honest face, Father, no one will question you.”

When they reached the Customs area, she let the priest
go ahead of her. The official asked: “Father, do you have anything to declare?”

“From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare.”

The official thought this answer strange, so asked, “And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?”

“I have a marvelous instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused.”

Roaring with laughter, the official said, “Go ahead, Father.

Next.”


62 posted on 07/01/2007 12:55:18 PM PDT by The Raven
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To: The Raven; lysie; LBKQ; NewsBee; Neets; Dog; All
Hi everyone!

My family responsibilities, reunion events, etc., have ended for awhile, so...here I am!

lysie, you've done an excellent job holding the thread together, and I hope you'll let me start the thread the next few Mondays and Sats....Okay?

Missed everyone, and hope you're all okay.

63 posted on 07/01/2007 1:52:31 PM PDT by Molly Pitcher (We are Americans...the sons and daughters of liberty...*.from FReeper the Real fifi*))
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To: Molly Pitcher

Welcome back, Molly. We missed you.


64 posted on 07/01/2007 2:12:10 PM PDT by lysie
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To: Molly Pitcher

yo


65 posted on 07/01/2007 3:34:41 PM PDT by The Raven
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To: Molly Pitcher; lysie; All

Mrs Raven and I are going out west (Utah) for another Nat’l Park adventure - this time Arches, Canyonland, Zion, Grand Canyon, and Bryce

July 4-16

I’m not taking the puter this time...so it’ll be a while


66 posted on 07/01/2007 3:36:40 PM PDT by The Raven
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To: The Raven

Have a great time, Rav. We’ll miss your humor. ;-)


67 posted on 07/01/2007 3:52:34 PM PDT by lysie
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To: The Raven

Enjoy yourselves, Rave. BUT...but...what about our Friday music? ;)


68 posted on 07/01/2007 4:41:01 PM PDT by Carolinamom (Every day is a gift; be thankful.)
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To: Miss Marple
Jane remember Chester...well Chester is still in the fight.


69 posted on 07/01/2007 5:50:59 PM PDT by Dog
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To: gulfcoast6

Toby, our President has someone on his shoulder that these elected servants do not have. He is a firm believer in the Almighty Jesus Christ, something the screaming media cannot believe, and a lot of our elected servants pretend they believe. He has been through about 8 years of bad press from the pressitutes and 8 years of RINOs and jealous mcshame saying things about him that are not true. The evening he was asked the question, “who is your favorite philosopher”? our candidate GW Bush, answered without hesitation “Jesus Christ”. My, or my, what an uproar that began in the screaming media. The presstitutes and democRATS could not for the life of them believe that someone had the affrontery to say Jesus Christ was a philosopher. Well Jesus has been at it for a little more than 2000 years and still going strong, not matter what the brilliant presstitutes think. I’m for W, except on the immigration bill.


70 posted on 07/01/2007 7:17:12 PM PDT by tillacum
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To: Molly Pitcher

You were missed dear, we know you’ve had a great time.


71 posted on 07/01/2007 7:20:52 PM PDT by tillacum
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To: Carolinamom

>>what about our Friday music?

Mozart Lover?


72 posted on 07/02/2007 2:29:07 AM PDT by The Raven
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To: The Raven
Good morning, Rave!

When do you leave on your trip? I watched a TV program yesterday about the Grand Canyon; one tourist said that pictures did not do it justice and that you have to see it in person to get the full effect of its grandeur.

Side line news: Some Japanese farmers are now growing SQUARE watermelons! No kidding. I saw the picture of them....seems they (the melons, not the farmers) are put into square containers as they grow larger...and square. LOL

73 posted on 07/02/2007 2:41:46 AM PDT by Carolinamom (Every day is a gift; be thankful.)
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To: Carolinamom

>>Some Japanese farmers are now growing SQUARE watermelons!

That’s the way it should be!!!


74 posted on 07/02/2007 2:54:43 AM PDT by The Raven
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To: Carolinamom
OK....here's the skinny
75 posted on 07/02/2007 2:58:17 AM PDT by The Raven
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To: tillacum
You are SO right about OUT President. What chaps me so very much are those who will sell him out on just one thing, no one sells out our spouse if they do something you don’t like. TRUST, is so important, and that I have in him.
76 posted on 07/02/2007 4:00:46 AM PDT by gulfcoast6 (Tis a day that the Lord hath made!)
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To: The Raven

When I was a young man I saw square watermelons, they changed colors, grew big then wnt small, but, what can you expect in ‘Early Times’,


77 posted on 07/02/2007 4:04:35 AM PDT by gulfcoast6 (Tis a day that the Lord hath made!)
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To: The Raven

Such a lovely person, always enjoyed talking with her here.


78 posted on 07/02/2007 4:05:52 AM PDT by gulfcoast6 (Tis a day that the Lord hath made!)
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To: gulfcoast6; All; lysie
July 2 Thread

Getting breakfast and checking for links...

79 posted on 07/02/2007 4:06:28 AM PDT by Molly Pitcher (We are Americans...the sons and daughters of liberty...*.from FReeper the Real fifi*))
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