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To: Calpernia; elkfersupper; martin_fierro

Identifying Bears:

If you see a Bear... climb a tree.

If the bear climbs up the tree and kills you... it’s a Black Bear.

If it knocks the tree down and kills you... it’s a Grizzly Bear.

7 posted on 06/18/2007 8:37:39 AM PDT by george76 (Ward Churchill : Fake Indian, Fake Scholarship, and Fake Art)

To: george76

This is a :

"relieved to have you post that joke on all of the bear threads instead of me from now on" BTTT.

11 posted on 06/18/2007 8:40:36 AM PDT by tcostell (MOLON LABE)

To: george76

"See...What have I been telling you people about bears, they are 'Godless killing machines'..."

24 posted on 06/18/2007 8:52:57 AM PDT by SubGeniusX ($29.95 Guarantees Your Salvation!!! Or TRIPLE Your Money Back!!!)

To: george76

or the other old line...”I don’t have to outrun the bear, I just have to outrun you...”

30 posted on 06/18/2007 8:56:23 AM PDT by ken5050

To: george76

What if it climbs and iceberg?

54 posted on 06/18/2007 9:20:13 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)

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