Any advice on keeping those red rodents away while I’m off with the possee ?
Oh Lawd....thank you for the ping. This is most unsettling....although most stoats and squirrels that I'm acquainted with are quite honorable and patriotic, it seems that a bunch of Commie Squirrels have indeed begun an invasion. I'm guessing that someone who might know the answer is SquirrelKing.
Good luck with the posse and keep your powder dry.....some thinning of the squirrel herd may be called for if Squirrel King hasn't heard of another solution.
It's sad but true. The only way to stop them is to do what Reagan would do:
Out produce them nut for nut. Together we can bankrupt them by filling our coffers to overflowing with sweet, sweet nuts.
Yes...that should do it.