Posted on 05/20/2007 2:32:52 PM PDT by DogByte6RER
PUBLIC EYE'S WEEK IN REVIEW
From one jailbird to another
May 20, 2007
From one jailbird to another
Think of it as camp.
That's basically the gist of what former “Hollywood Madam” Heidi Fleiss is advising Paris Hilton with regards to her impending jail sentence.
While others have been warning Hilton of the indignities of jail – no toilet seat on the commode, cramped accommodations and quel horreur, the likelihood of having to wear an orange jail-issue jumpsuit – Fleiss is telling Hilton, via the Los Angeles Times, that it'll be over in a flash, and that she's “spent nights in plenty of places that are worse than jail.”
Fleiss, of course, knows from the pokey – she spent 21 months in the clink on tax evasion charges.
Heidi also has nothing but praise for the hotel heiress.
“I think Paris is awesome,” said Fleiss, who added that Hilton will probably suffer because of her jailbird status, but ultimately, it doesn't matter.
“What I love is that if you take the really richest families in America. . . . Their kids still all want to be Paris. I love that.”
A mother chimes in
“We can only hope that something positive will come from this,” Kathy Hilton said about her daughter's troubles in a statement read on “The View.” “Hopefully, young people who look up to people like Paris can learn from this.”
Yeah. Like no matter how much the fashionistas say it, orange (think jail-issue jumpsuit) is not the new pink. Do not let Hilton's fate happen to you.
Yet...you just can't resist and you have to read this.
It's a lot like driving past a huge bloody pile-up on the freeway. You just can't help but rubber neck to see the massive wreck!
It's okay. Enjoy this guilty pleasure....
I’m starting a hunger strike for Paris just as soon as I finish this here samwich.
I find Paris Hilton interesting mainly in the sense that it’s a marvel how little of Conrad’s and Barron’s intelligence made it to her.
No, really, I like a cute girl just as much as the next guy, but it’s nice if you can shine an otoscope in one of her ears and not have it shine out the other ear, you know what I mean?
Well, why not. One porn queen giving advice to another. ;o)
-Office Space
A Hotel heiress that acts like trailer trash.
Without money she would be just another slut.Probably slinging hash somewhere and finding her way out to the Sleeper of a Peterbilt.
If thats what todays youth tries to emulate we are in a sorry state.
Ah! Yeah. It’s just we’re putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that’d be great. All right!
Some white trash has more money than other white trash.
trash is trash
I think I read that her eyes are really brown..and of course her hair is colored...but still, she is a gorgeous girl, even if she is meaningless trash.
In before ‘this thread is closed.’
Even a dead fish on the beach shines in the moonlight. But it still stinks.
- From the movie “1-2-3”, circa 1960. (I think I got that right.)
Probably the carpet doesn’t match the drapes either.
How nice, a little professional courtesy from the Madam, Heidi Fleiss, to Paris Hilton.
“Some white trash has more money than other white trash.”
That reminded me of a line from the song “Is There A Klavern In Your Town”. IIRC, by the Chad Mitchel Trio.
‘got so much cash,
now by gum, we’re rich white trash.’
look... it's that famous Chihuahua with it's pet SKANK!!! 
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