'Giggles' The Clown Jailed On Sex Charges

To: Jeff Chandler

Google: “etymology “ass clown””

21 posted on 05/03/2007 11:50:54 AM PDT by MrB (You can't reason people out of a position that they didn't use reason to get into in the first place)

To: Paleo Conservative

John Wayne Gacy - that name still gives me both the ibbies and the gibbies.

22 posted on 05/03/2007 11:55:01 AM PDT by SF Republican

Google: “etymology “ass clown””

I haven't checked yet...the first time I remember hearing the phrase was in the movie Office Space

23 posted on 05/03/2007 11:56:00 AM PDT by CT-Freeper (Said the perpetually dejected Mets fan.)

I think that's him, fourth row, third from left:

24 posted on 05/03/2007 11:58:57 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

25 posted on 05/03/2007 11:59:43 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

I have always wondered about “Bozo” the clown.

26 posted on 05/03/2007 12:02:44 PM PDT by ItsTheMediaStupid

Dead’s on fire today!

27 posted on 05/03/2007 12:03:53 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)

LOL! These are all oldies. Looking through my old creations, I never realized I had so many "clown-themed" pictures.

This one is over three years old:

28 posted on 05/03/2007 12:07:28 PM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

To: billygoatgruff

I’ve got to agree with you. I’ve always hated ‘effin clowns.

When we had FR confession day, my greatest sin was that once I had spared the life of a mime.

29 posted on 05/03/2007 12:11:21 PM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Remember to bring plenty of your own smokes when you visit us in Arizona.)

To: NaughtiusMaximus

When we had FR confession day, my greatest sin was that once I had spared the life of a mime.

And you weren't banned? Probably under another nic, I'm guessing. :^)

30 posted on 05/03/2007 12:31:56 PM PDT by subterfuge (Today, Tolerance =greatest virtue;Hypocrisy=worst character defect; Discrimination =worst atrocity)

31 posted on 05/03/2007 12:38:55 PM PDT by pogo101

32 posted on 05/03/2007 12:39:56 PM PDT by ConservativeMan55

No, I wasn't banned. However, I was informed that there was no penance in the world severe enough to make up for what I’d done.

33 posted on 05/03/2007 12:43:10 PM PDT by NaughtiusMaximus (Remember to bring plenty of your own smokes when you visit us in Arizona.)

To: dead; windcliff

34 posted on 05/03/2007 12:44:21 PM PDT by stylecouncilor (I'm a loner Dottie; a rebel.)

I never realized I had so many "clown-themed" pictures.

"Dead" aka John Wayne Gacy

35 posted on 05/03/2007 12:45:03 PM PDT by ErnBatavia (...forward this to your 10 very best friends....)

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown

Kinko's in his Kinko car
pockets full of change
lots of dirty pictures
and sticky candy canes
All the kids love Kinko for the presents that they get
Silly leather clothes to wear and happy cigarettes

Hi, boys and girls, my name is Kinko the Clown
and I really love you boys and girls, really really
But my legs get tired standing out in the parking lot
handing out stale tootsie rolls to you little rugrats,
so if anyone want to come back to Kinko's trailer
and massage his legs, he'd really really like it
Really really

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
If the kids just love me back, I'll never wear a frown

We go to Kinko's clubhouse sometimes after school
We play in Kinko's crawlspace
There's never any rules
We have to sit on Kinko's lap
There's never any chairs
Kinko likes to tickle us
and give us funny stares

Oh gosh, I haven't had this much fun since last Christmas
when I got to play Santa Claus and all the boys and girls
got to sit on Kinko's lap.

Little Boy: Mommy Mommy, Kinko hurt me!

But that was in Indianapolis, and thanks to the liberal
reciprocity laws, Kinko can be with you boys and girls
today or anytime.

Jimmy Johnson ran away and didn't say goodbye.
Kinko went to look for him to help the FBI
But Kinko had some handcuffs on
His eyes were full of tears
Said, "I'll be back to play with you sometime in 20 years."

Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
The parents want to beat me up and run me out of town
Kinko, Kinko the Kid Loving Clown
Tar and feather Kinko and run him out of town

Officer: OK Shorteyes, get in the car

Good bye boys and girls

GOODBYE KINKO

See you at the turn of the century, cause Kinko
really loves you boys and girls, really really

36 posted on 05/03/2007 12:56:38 PM PDT by uglybiker (relaxing in a cloud of quality, aromatic, pre-owned tobacco essence)

37 posted on 05/03/2007 12:59:04 PM PDT by apocalypto

Turn Buffo loose on him.

38 posted on 05/03/2007 2:11:13 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

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