[Rodney King]

I've done a few of these.

[dynachrome]

"Apparently, Tequila really is distilled by Satan."
From personal experience.......

[ansel12]

My friend told that once when he woke up after some drinking and partly opened his heavy sleep filled eyes, apparently it was a cloudy day because all he could see was grey and then a moment later it started raining on him, he just closed his eyes again in misery until it occured to him, that if he was sleeping at home, then why was he getting wet?

When he lifted his head up he realized that the grey was the concrete curb and the rain was a sprinkler.

[Millee]

I've done a few of these.

Apparently you & I run in the same circles then. ;o)

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Apparently, she musta' been ugly, cause I'm gonna miss the arm I chewed off earlier this morning....

[martin_fierro]

Have you ever noticed that every great drinking story begins with the same word?

Apparently not.

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[rzeznikj at stout]

Beer Ping!

A low to medium ping list aimed at all of us who, well, love our beer...

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[SamAdams76]

Well I can identify with the walking home story. Whenever I have a bit too much to drink, I have an overwhelming desire to walk home. I think I have a circuit in my body that triggers and so my walking is a self-defense mechanism as well as a sobering-up mechanism.

One time when I was in the Marines, things got a bit out of hand with the drinking. So when the bar closed down, I decided to walk the 7 miles back to base instead of riding back with my fellow Marines. A wise decision as the MPs stopped them at the gate, hit them with a DUI and they all spent the night in the brig and lost a stripe. (In the military, just riding with a drunk driver is just as serious an offense). By the time I made it to my barracks, I was ready for another beer and was wondering where all my buddies were!