[Doctor Raoul]

One point if she smokes, one point for each tatto, one point for each piercing. Anything that adds up to four or more, she's easy.

[Jaysun]

One point if she smokes, one point for each tatto, one point for each piercing. Anything that adds up to four or more, she's easy.

Points should also be awarded for those that wear hats and those who have dyed their hair a burgundy color.

[FormerACLUmember]

One point if she smokes, one point for each tatto, one point for each piercing. Anything that adds up to four or more, she's easy.

Highly accurate. I would give 2 points for one of those above the anal crevice female tatoos, the so-called "tramp stamp."

Four points also appears highly correlated with STD, unfaithfulness, and infertility. Such four pointer losers should be avoided like the plague in my view.

[Chickensoup]

One point if she smokes, one point for each tatto, one point for each piercing. Anything that adds up to four or more, she's easy.

Nooo...I would say with that criteria it would place her as having at least one STD.