That reminds me of a story my 102 year old mother likes to tell. It seems that when she was a young child and the oldest, they got into her father's medicinal drink. They gave it to the baby who fell off the porch. She said they thought the fall had killed him but he was too drunk to be hurt. All of them got their punishment when my grandparents got back to the house. She said they all kept telling each other to get off the porch when the house came around the next time. They never, ever touched alcohol again!!!