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To: mcg2000

Someone should have told him, "That's not a habitat for you, manatee!"


5 posted on 12/11/2006 3:49:46 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (A good pun is its own reword.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Slings and Arrows; COEXERJ145; Millee; martin_fierro
Manatee: I didn't kill my wife.

Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: I don't care.


Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Alright, listen up, people. Our manatee has been on the run for ninety minutes. Average swimming speed over strong Mississippi current barring injuries is 4 miles-per-hour. That gives us a radius of six miles. What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area. Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles. Your fugitive's name is Dr. Richard Kimble--Fugitive Manatee.
34 posted on 12/12/2006 8:03:50 AM PST by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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