[CATravelAgent]

Reporting in from weird West Marin. This is the Bolinas Calif. newspaper. Please remember that they are on a different tectonic plate from the rest of the continent.

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

[JennysCool]

I'm guessing these are Democrats.

[FLOutdoorsman]

Next time I hear complaints about Global Warming I'm just gonna blame the Global Orgasm.

[Disambiguator]

I guess a votergasm wasn't enough, now it has to be worldwide.

Also, who's to say that this kind of thing isn't happening anyway?

[Bushwacker777]

Oh freak! The birthrate for liberals is now like half that of conservatives and this threatens us with a meternity room rush for hippies 9 months from now.

Well, I encourage conservatives (married couples that is) to outdo them, throw out any contraceptives and have a week long playfest! At least then maybe we can outnumber them in the maternity wards by a factor of 7.

[Theresawithanh]

Oh, yeah, I escaped The Peoples' Republic of California at just the right time!

[L.N. Smithee]

http://www.GlobalOrgasm.org Baring Witness, a 501(c)3 non-profit organization for peace and partnership

Tell me that's not for real. They really didn't get 501(c)3 status.

[GSlob]

They should not be doing it in California. A platoon never marches in lockstep while on a bridge [to avoid destructive resonance]. Their "synchronization" in a seismically sensitive California is extremely dangerous and ought to be prevented by a vigorous Homeland Security enforcement action.

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

Hey, isn't the Puget Sound Freeper Xmas party scheduled for this date? I didn't see this mentioned in the invite. It could get more persons to attend if it were specified up front what activities were planned. Just a thought.

[upchuck]

Please remember that they are on a different tectonic plate from the rest of the continent.

Yup. And also in an alternate universe.

Come for peace? Does it help if you're multi-orgasmic?

[null and void]

I suppose it lets those of us who aren't dating to keep our hand in...

[TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig]

I'm starting my own non-profit for peace called "hummersforchange.org"

Of course their will be a companion/instructional DVD. I'll be hosting a symposium in the bahamas next spring. Details to follow.

[donna]

Pagan religion.

[ditto h]

I better start practicing.

[evad]

peace...uh, I think that's "piece".

[Cicero]

I'm going to be very angry if this reverses the earth's magnetic field and I have to get a new compass for my boat.

[IslandJeff]

Hold still. Center yourself. Meditate. Ommmmmm, ommmmmm.

YES! I see it - a new South Park episode!

[dragonblustar]

[WestVirginiaRebel]

I'll bet half of them will be faking it...

[GoldCountryRedneck]

Come again????????

And why did I think this would be a Millie thread...