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1ST ANNUAL SYNCHRONIZED GLOBAL ORGASM FOR PEACE
Great Western Pacific Coastal Post ^
| Nov. 1, 2006
| www.GlobalOrgasm.org
Posted on 11/18/2006 1:29:21 PM PST by CATravelAgent
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To: outdriving
"THE SCIENCE The Global Consciousness Project (
http://noosphere.princeton.edu), Princeton University, runs a network of Random Event Generators around the world, which record changes in randomness during global events. The results show that human consciousness can be measured to have a global effect on matter and energy during widely-watched events such as 9/11, the antiwar protests and the Indian Ocean tsunami. There have also been measurable results during mass meditations and prayers."
Does anyone have a picture of a "Random Event Generator"? And where can I get one? My wife complains about "spontaneity", so I'm thinking some "randomness" would help our orgasm generation considerably. Could even change the world.
We want to do our part to have an effect on matter and energy in times of crisis. Though I must admit that randomness may help my matter, but plays hell with my energy, if you catch my drift. Works wonders for the missus, though.
We're both a bit skeptical about those "anti-war protests", though. I mean "9-11, Tsunami, anti war protest"? That's like Hiroshima, Pompeii, and blue light special at K-Mart. These guys are going to have to have some Karma going if they are thinking about bending spoons like Kreskin. Now that boy could show those Princeton eggheads some freak'in magic. 'Cept he never could get government funding. So who's to say?
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posted on
11/18/2006 2:32:05 PM PST
by
outdriving
(Diversity is a nice place to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.)
To: CATravelAgent
"It just might be the most important thing you could do for yourself, your family, the planet and our species."
From my limited knowledge of biology, this activity would certainly expand our species.
To: JennysCool
Ummmmmmm....
I think my kids are sitting this one out.
To: K4Harty
THAT is the post of the evening!
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posted on
11/18/2006 2:47:33 PM PST
by
pray4liberty
(School District horrors: http://totallyunjust.tripod.com)
To: outdriving; bstein80; CATravelAgent
I wouldn't be surprised if this network of "Random Event Generators" also spit out the conclusion about global warming, greenhouse gases and the source of these problems...human activity.
Which leads me to my next hypothesis:
Wouldn't all of the extra CO2 created by all of the huffing and puffing of people having orgasms for peace on Dec. 22 increase the carbon dioxide levels in planet Earth's atmosphere resulting in even more global warming?
Do the science.
Uh, oh!
These lefty loons in Marin County are now creating a paradox. What is an activist liberal advocating social justice to do?
Worldwide orgasms for world peace? Then you have more global warming.
Stop global warming? Then there is no peace.
Ah, the choices, and the dilemma!
To quote Dr. Savage; "Liberalism is a Mental Disorder!"
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posted on
11/18/2006 3:16:52 PM PST
by
DogByte6RER
("Loose lips sink ships")
To: Letaka
What do ya say L? Shall we do our part for humanity?
To: CATravelAgent
Sorry --- it interferes with HOLY CHRISTMAS!
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posted on
11/18/2006 3:30:04 PM PST
by
eleni121
( + En Touto Nika! By this sign conquer! + Constantine the Great)
To: Xenalyte
I think this might qualify for the list!
To: CATravelAgent
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posted on
11/18/2006 4:18:33 PM PST
by
Professional Engineer
(Speel check? What for? It'll just become part of the FReeper lexicon.)
To: Shimmer128
Anything for humanity and thee.
To: Shimmer128
Anything for humanity and thee.
To: Shimmer128
Anything for humanity and thee.
To: Shimmer128
Anything for humanity and thee.
To: Shimmer128
Silly one, you posted from my account. but still, your self-sacrificing spirit is overwhelming to me. (swoon) :)
To: CATravelAgent
So, if this happens every day, several times a day, it dilutes the impact, right
No, thanks.
To: stylin19a
I learned (when playing cards) that if you have a good hand, you don't need a partner.
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posted on
11/18/2006 5:39:47 PM PST
by
ironmaidenPR2717
(A nation of sheep will produce a government of wolves.)
To: pray4liberty
Thank you. Kitty makes his appearance once in a while. If you need him, he is always on my homepage.
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posted on
11/18/2006 5:54:06 PM PST
by
IllumiNaughtyByNature
(If a pug barks and no one is around to hear it... they hold a grudge for a long time!)
To: CATravelAgent
There are two more US fleets heading for the Persian Gulf with anti-submarine equipment that can only be for use against Iran, so the time to change Earth's energy is NOW! If these people really cared about peace, it would be a smarter use of this energy to aim it at Ahmadinejad, so that he has a spontaneous, uncontrollable orgasm himself at the mosque and winds up getting beheaded for blasphemy against Allah. ;)
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posted on
11/18/2006 5:58:54 PM PST
by
Mr. Jeeves
("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
To: CATravelAgent
Guys come up with the craziest schemes to get chicks. Some really stupid ones bought into this one.
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posted on
11/18/2006 7:37:05 PM PST
by
Defiant
(Dems don't want to lose Iraq, they just want Hillary to win it and then fly onto a carrier.)
To: CATravelAgent
Who would like to join me in sychronized global flatulance for peace?
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posted on
11/18/2006 8:48:42 PM PST
by
ViLaLuz
(Chronicles 7:14)
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