1 posted on
11/10/2006 9:33:40 AM PST by
Obadiah
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To: Obadiah
I saw Benny Hill do this in a skit once about 30 years ago.
2 posted on
11/10/2006 9:34:27 AM PST by
HitmanLV
("If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed." - Jerry 'Curly' Howard)
To: Obadiah
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the rocket."
3 posted on
11/10/2006 9:35:46 AM PST by
RichInOC
("ARMAGEDDON!!!" *BOOM!*)
To: Obadiah
Has the European death wish suffused even the English establishment???
To: Obadiah
The funniest word in the English language is buttocks.
5 posted on
11/10/2006 9:37:42 AM PST by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: Obadiah
Ah well, the kid was bored so he stuck a firecracker up his butt to see what would happen. Happens all the time.
6 posted on
11/10/2006 9:37:45 AM PST by
Obadiah
To: Obadiah
Obviously a long time viewer of the BBC....JJ61
7 posted on
11/10/2006 9:38:18 AM PST by
JerseyJohn61
(Better Late Than Never.......sometimes over lapping is worth the effort....)
To: Obadiah
“You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don’t, you get stuck putting firecrakers where the sun don't shine."
8 posted on
11/10/2006 9:38:39 AM PST by
teacherwoes
(To some history in nothing more than an obstacle on the road of progress)
To: Obadiah
The cheeky bastard!
Probably not quite so cheeky anymore...
9 posted on
11/10/2006 9:38:56 AM PST by
LongElegantLegs
(...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
To: Obadiah
11 posted on
11/10/2006 9:39:15 AM PST by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Obadiah
Briton hurt after lighting firecracker in buttocksWell, that's what American voters did to themselves Tuesday.
To: Obadiah
I bet that scorched squeakhole hair smells really, really bad.
On the upside, he's probably permanently turtled, and so will never reproduce.
15 posted on
11/10/2006 9:40:12 AM PST by
Malacoda
(A day without a pi$$ed-off muslim is like a day without sunshine.)
To: Obadiah
How much scotch does one have to consume so that shoving a firecracker up your butt and lighting it seems like a good idea?
16 posted on
11/10/2006 9:40:14 AM PST by
Exeter
(If Life gives you lemons, just shut up and eat the damn lemons!)
To: Obadiah
Q What color are his butt cheeks?
A Blue. One blew that way, and one blue the other way.
To: Obadiah
Gives new meaning to Fire CRACKer.
20 posted on
11/10/2006 9:41:36 AM PST by
4yearlurker
(I'm surrounded by Union Dems in the 12th district! Alone in the wilderness.)
To: Obadiah
"other unspecified internal injuries"
The firecracker did some brain damage, obviously;)
To: Obadiah
Guy Fawkes Barney Franks Day?
24 posted on
11/10/2006 9:43:36 AM PST by
meandog
(This is the day that the Lord has made, let us rejoice and be glad in it!)
To: Obadiah
Man, I was looking for some good news after the recent elections. This is it!
To: Obadiah
News Flash! Uranus explodes!
To: Nightshift
27 posted on
11/10/2006 9:45:07 AM PST by
tutstar
(Baptist ping list-freepmail to get on or off)
To: Obadiah
He really thinks he's hot sh!t.
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