[Ignatz]

In the meantime, Brittany SPears is getting a divorce. It is/ was the lead story yeaterday and today. We could talk about that, I guess.

I wonder if she burned him with a lit match?
I've always heard that's the way to get leeches off of you.

What's the difference between K-Fed and a tapeworm?
One is a disgusting parasite that seflfishly lives off of its host organism, and the other is a slimy worm that lives with it's head in Britney's bowel. Hm. I guess there really isn't any difference.

[Skooz]

I have had dreams where I was a slimy worm that lives with it's head in Britney's bowel.

But, I never tell anyone.