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Naked Couple Enters Waffle House, Chase Ensues
WSMV ^ | 3 NOV 2006

Posted on 11/03/2006 7:02:42 PM PST by csvset

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To: happinesswithoutpeace

LOL! Those customers got something a little extra with their waffles!

A good friend of mine who used to live in Georgia used to tell me: "Naked means you got no clothes on. Nekkid means you're up to somethin'!"


21 posted on 11/03/2006 7:52:19 PM PST by Theresawithanh (Every time I hear the word "exercise", I wash my mouth out with chocolate.)
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To: csvset

The downside of trading some crack for a hit of crack.

Had a gal who was making this sort of transaction all day long with a fellow at one of the seedy motels in my district. About 0300 hours they retired to the bathroom, got naked, she smoked some more of his rock and then when she changed her mind about the transaction, he got upset.

He gave her about 17 new holes in her body with a knife. One hole went threw the front of he skull, just over the eyebrow, nad into her eyeball. She ran 4 blocks and collapsed.

She died two days later in the hospital.

Crack is terrible for society and this is just one example. And no, it would not get better if legalized.


22 posted on 11/03/2006 8:05:52 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: randog
He gave up trying to get to her and ran outside and got in to her car just as police arrived. So, uhhhh...where'd he have the keys stashed?

In these sort of relationships the car is, invariably, started with a screwdriver due to the ignition being punched. You'd be surprised how many cars have a punched ignition and are not reported stolen. They get traded for crack 20 times before they get reported as stolen.

23 posted on 11/03/2006 8:07:41 PM PST by TheErnFormerlyKnownAsBig (Life is tough. It's even tougher when you're stupid.)
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To: Question Liberal Authority
So THAT'S what happened to John Kerry and Nancy Pelosi.

No the article distinctly said it was a man and a woman. Although I guess you could argue it might still be true since Kerry isn't really a man.
24 posted on 11/03/2006 8:14:09 PM PST by festus (The constitution may be flawed but its a whole lot better than what we have now.)
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To: csvset
"As we pulled over there, the suspect's vehicle was leaving the hotel parking lot in the back with no headlights on.

Even their car was embarrassed to be associated with them.

25 posted on 11/03/2006 8:17:26 PM PST by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all.)
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To: csvset
For some reason, I read the title and can just hear the music


26 posted on 11/03/2006 8:31:30 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: Perdogg

LMAO! I forgot about that one....HAHAHAHAHA!


27 posted on 11/03/2006 8:46:56 PM PST by BossLady
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To: 69ConvertibleFirebird; Bigg Red; BossLady; Charles Henrickson; csvset; festus; ...

Obviously, these people are Log Cabin Republicans.


28 posted on 11/03/2006 9:40:17 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Dhimmicrati delenda est! https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: SunkenCiv

Could be. I have no idea what brand of syrup Waffle House has on the table.

:-D )))


29 posted on 11/03/2006 9:46:19 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich!)
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To: csvset

Could be worse. Don't want to see no Crunch Berries.


30 posted on 11/03/2006 9:47:44 PM PST by P.O.E.
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To: SunkenCiv
They were chased out by the hostess


31 posted on 11/03/2006 9:54:37 PM PST by JRios1968 (Tagline wanted...inquire within)
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To: RichInOC; JRios1968

I may have a lead on the whereabouts of the perps. Or perhaps there's a whole hallucinogenic waffle / syrup / egg mcmuffin culture out there...

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/butterworth/default.php


32 posted on 11/03/2006 10:01:49 PM PST by SunkenCiv (Dhimmicrati delenda est! https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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