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A Botched Joke
A Freudian Slip ^ | 11/2/06 | Mr. Ketchup

Posted on 11/02/2006 7:44:51 AM PST by Sax

A priest, a rabbi, and a horse walk into a bar.

The horse instantly blurts out - "I've never liked or trusted the military, it's full of gullible dead-enders, or war monger agro-types. I was once part of it, but only to gain some leverage and credibility as one who can speak against it."

No, wait, that's not how that one goes....let me see, the rabbi says...no.....


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KEYWORDS: botchedjoke

1 posted on 11/02/2006 7:44:51 AM PST by Sax
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To: Sax

What is this, some kind of joke?


2 posted on 11/02/2006 7:48:26 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
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To: LongElegantLegs

A botched one. You buying that? Cause that's what I'm selling, I mean, spinning.


3 posted on 11/02/2006 7:49:57 AM PST by Sax
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To: Sax
Sounds suspiciously like a new Kerry speech.

Even money says Kerry appears on Letterman, SNL, or Oprah within 2 weeks time.

4 posted on 11/02/2006 7:51:18 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Sax

What was that, some kind of apology? ;-P


5 posted on 11/02/2006 7:51:35 AM PST by LongElegantLegs (...a urethral syringe used to treat syphilis with mercury.)
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To: LongElegantLegs
I refuse to apologize (flip) before I apologized. (flop)
6 posted on 11/02/2006 7:55:45 AM PST by Sax
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To: Sax; Cagey; Larry Lucido

Good one :)


8 posted on 11/02/2006 8:21:33 AM PST by MotleyGirl70
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To: theDentist
Even money says Kerry appears on Letterman, SNL, or Oprah within 2 weeks time.

Shark jumping time ...

9 posted on 11/02/2006 8:22:48 AM PST by Mad Dawg (Now we are all Massoud)
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To: Mad Dawg

for sure... fact is, he's no longer a contender for the '08 Candidacy, as he wants to be. I thought it was a longshot to start with, but I try not to underestimate the desperation of the Dems to win the WH.


10 posted on 11/02/2006 9:14:53 AM PST by theDentist (Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
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To: Baynative

Hey Kerry, here's what the REAL JFK had to say about the military:

"I can imagine no more rewarding a career. And any man who may be asked in this century what he did to make his life worthwhile, I think can respond with a good deal of pride and satisfaction: 'I served in the United States Navy.'"


11 posted on 11/02/2006 9:38:20 AM PST by fredhead (What this world needs is a few more rednecks - Charlie Daniels)
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To: MotleyGirl70

"I decided to apologize before I decided not to apologize...ummmm.....err....wait....."


12 posted on 11/02/2006 9:59:22 AM PST by Northern Yankee ( Stay The Course!)
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