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Posted on 10/27/2006 4:25:11 AM PDT by sully777
Resistance may be futile, but capacitance has potential.
As you can see, I've moved on to other forms of punishment!
He made money sending thousands of junk emails to people, but one day he made a mistake and sent a whole load of them to a famous Hollywood actress. She was so angry that she had him beaten up, and that's how he came to be known as The Star Mangled Spammer.
A certain leisure complex had a movie screen and a swimming pool. One day, the cinema screen fell through the floor into the pool.
The owners left it there, and used it as a dive-in theater.
Friction. It's such a drag. And gravity sucks too.
Then there was the guy who fell into a vat of molten optical glass after drinking too much....
Just two glasses, and look what a spectacle he made of himself.
And the pilot who went on sick leave, because he had the flew.
And the wardrobe manufacturing company...
The staff were hiding skeletons in the closet, but the boss found a way to wear them out eventually.
And of course, there was the pillow and mattress manufacturing company that had a problem with staff...
Some of them just felt down all the time, and the rest were sleeping on the job.
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge."
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This one fits Illinois and especially Chicago to a tee.....
Like these better!
Yessir, It is The last morning of a fine week providing service to the Great State of Texas!!!!!!
In other words, another week of treading water while juggling chainsaws :)
"I have sinned," said Adam originally.
"Have an apple," the serpent said fruitfully.
"Come here, Abel," Cain said brotherly.
"You snails almost didn't make it," Noah said wetly.
"No spika de Inglish," they babbled at Babel confusedly.
"Nonsense, I'll look behind me all I please," replied Lot's wife saltily.
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