Mobile phones wreaking havoc with sperm

ninemsn ^ | 10/24/2006

[HitmanLV]

Whew, lucky I'm Italian!

[Mr. Blonde]

See I always said I don't know why people freak out about cell phones messing with your brain. Mine spends way more time in my pocket. And what good is a brain without things down by your pocket?

[SoldierDad]

Self centered? Me? I raised my four already. Why would I want more?

[SoldierDad]

I never said I was unable. I'm just not willing to start the child rearing all over. I've already raised four, and currently raising a grandchild as well.

[Fatuncle]

And you don't want your four to raise any of their own??

[SoldierDad]

I would prefer that they raised their own. However, sometimes people's priorities are not where they should be, and someone has to be responsible.

[SunkenCiv]

This is exactly the reason why I refused to get my sperm its own cell phone.

Excessive iPod use causes hearing loss!

Chief cause of poverty low wages!

[A CA Guy]

Any man using a cell phone four or hours a day is a woman anyway. :-)

[Global2010]

You are a very Blessed man
Your wife is better cooler than you too.

Keep in touch with your lil rascals and don't buy a big screen tv because they will throw a baseball thorugh it.

[Gondring]

"We advise people to send texts with their arm outstretched next to the window when travelling on a train."

Note to readers: please don't stick your arm out of the train, though! ;-)

[Gondring]

So...does this take care of the bulk cell-phone purchases? Terrorists using cell-phone triggers will drop their reproductive rate? ;-)

[F.J. Mitchell]

Dang guys, I never knew we carried our sperm around in our ears. You younger dudes need to be very careful what you listen to.

[cgbg]

Think of it as "evolution in action:. :-)

[Fatuncle]

Dang guys, I never knew we carried our sperm around in our ears.

Men think with their testicles, everyone knows that.

[F.J. Mitchell]

I don't go around looking at other guys testicles. but I know for a fact there are no ears on mine.

You are right about thinking with them, though. Could explain why the older and shriveled they get, the more absent minded we become.