Posted on 09/17/2006 6:15:48 PM PDT by Perdogg
Pop sister Jessica and Ashlee Simpson have been attacked by a Christian minister for using sex to sell their CDs reports NW magazine.
Reverend Bob Harrington has singled the girls out for criticism because their father and manager, Joe, was once a Baptist preacher himself
"They don't represent American standards and certainly not Christian standards," cries the Texan minister.
"Their father has replaced his faith in the Lord with the love of money, which is the root of all evil. He has replaced holiness with horniness.
"[Jessica and Ashlee] will reap the dismal crops they are sowing. Their breasts will sag and their faces will wither and they will be left with nothing but a hollow shell."
Sources say the singers have lost many of their Christian fans in the US because of Jess's divorce and Ashlee's recent sexy makeover.
Oh, boy.....
Before people start comparing this guy to the Taliban, notice he didn't call for their deaths.
Jessica and Ashlee are not the problem.
The Islamic fanatics are the problem.
What does he have to say about the Islamics?
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I cannot believe Ashlee ruined her face. There was nothing wrong with it.
I notice there's no source link. Surely this is a parody?
And millions of dollars in the bank that they at least did something to earn instead of extorting lamebrains under penalty of damnation every Sunday at "church".
Oh, gosh!! Just the thought of their (Muslim) boobs will sag....ha...hahah....ahahaha....ROTFL...gasp....can't get my breath!!!
Yeah...so their boobs and butts sag and their faces wither.
Not like that is any kind of punishment...out of the ordinary, that is (unless I am forced to look at pictures of them after it happens, like Barbara Striesand)
Maybe this Reverend doesn't think his face or body is going to sag...news flash at 10 for him...
But I think I know what he MEANT to say...:)
LOL
There's always the possibiity of the heartbreak of psoriasis.
Sex sells music??? Who'd a thunk it?
I, on the other hand, am still the chiseled hunk of masculinity that I was 'way back then.
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The heartbreak of herpes is a bigger heartbreak.
They are all the problem.This minister is on point.God Bless him.
Considering what their bank account will look like, I don't think THEY care....
Not as long as they have access to the best plastic surgeons, but what's new about hollow shell?
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