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Penis-pump driver crashes into bus
The Register ^
| 12 September 2006
| Lester Haines
Posted on 09/12/2006 8:52:57 AM PDT by Fractal Trader
A Slovak driver who ignored a give way sign and crashed into a bus was subsequently extracted from his car unconscious, half naked, and "with a vacuum pump on his penis", Channel 4 reports.
The unnamed 42-year-old was driving his old Citroen in the Slovak town of Levice when the accident occurred. Police officer Peter Polak told Reuters: "It's very likely he had auto-sex while driving: it is a matter of investigation. After the accident he was found lying in the seat, his pants were off and it [the pump] was placed on his penis."
Unsurprisingly, Polak added: "I've never seen anything like this, nor have my colleagues."
The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: headinjuries; threadjester
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To: Fractal Trader
I hope he gets a stiff sentence and does some hard time.
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posted on
09/12/2006 8:53:40 AM PDT
by
Diggler
(American Infidel)
To: mhking
I miss you, man.
This was the perfect "Just Damn" article!
3
posted on
09/12/2006 8:54:40 AM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The state board will meet in closed session to discuss whether it violated an open meetings law)
To: Fractal Trader
"Honest, it wasn't mine."
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posted on
09/12/2006 8:54:55 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Fractal Trader; xsmommy; sully777; TheBigB
The man was taken to hospital with "head injuries", the report concludes. Where to begin.
To: martin_fierro
Martin, would you FReepmail me regarding a biker issue, please?
To: Fractal Trader
The unnamed 42-year-old ...Not for long I'll bet.
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posted on
09/12/2006 8:57:27 AM PDT
by
Snardius
To: martin_fierro
there is a dang RUN on these penis pump jobbies ain't there? ; )
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:00:02 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Fractal Trader
"Auto-Erotica" redefined!
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:00:12 AM PDT
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: xsmommy
there is a dang RUN on these penis pump jobbies ain't there? ; ) And they don't work.
Er, so I'm told.
To: Fractal Trader
Van Halen's Panama:
Yeah, were runnin a little bit hot tonight.
I can barely see the road from the heat comin off of it.
Ah, you reach down, between my legs,
Ease the seat back.
She's blinding, Im flying,
Right behind the rear-view mirror now.
Got the feeling, power steering,
Pistons popping, aint no stopping now!
Panama!
To: martin_fierro
ya gotta upgrade, baby...
12
posted on
09/12/2006 9:02:21 AM PDT
by
xsmommy
To: Fractal Trader
The result of localized high blood pressure that caused an equal but opposite localized low blood pressure in the cranium.
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:02:30 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?)
To: martin_fierro
Maybe it was just an alternate fuel source
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:04:07 AM PDT
by
txroadhawg
("To compare Congress to drunken sailors is an insult to drunken sailors." Ronald Reagan)
To: Fractal Trader
3rd Pump story in the last 6months.
Hope it doesn't turn into a ping list.
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:04:20 AM PDT
by
Global2010
(My Pumpkin Honey Smoked Salmon is yummy. Pray the Rosary)
To: Fractal Trader
Oh man, how embaressing is that?
I hope he took moms advice and at least had clean underwear on.
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:06:00 AM PDT
by
#1CTYankee
(That's right, I have no proof. So what of it??)
To: Fractal Trader
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:06:25 AM PDT
by
MarineBrat
(Muslims - The "flesh eating bacteria" version of humans.)
To: xsmommy
To: Fractal Trader
We shouldn't be too quick to 'judge' the driver, should we? After all, he was just trying to better him self while multitasking.
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:08:37 AM PDT
by
RSmithOpt
(Liberalism: Highway to Hell)
To: All
"We are here to pump you up." A new meaning of the old SNL phrase?
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posted on
09/12/2006 9:09:38 AM PDT
by
Bringbackthedraft
( The Demoncratic Party Battle Flag is Pure White! They stole it from the French..)
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