[BenLurkin]

Did you know that in Wyoming you can't hang a person with a wooden leg?

You have to use a rope.

[nuke rocketeer]

An author did all his writing from a study beneath his house. It was a very cryptic book, but it was at a bargain-basement price, so he ended up with a best cellar.

[nuke rocketeer]

It's good to be with people who think puns are a gas. Acetylene that way myself.