Those who forget the pasta are condemned to re-heat it.
Q: Why do ducks have webbed feet?
A: To stomp out grass fires.
Q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
A: To stomp out flaming ducks.
The first attempt to build the Channel Tunnel was started in France in the 1890s. It would have been the longest steam train tunnel in the world, but they stopped when they realised they'd Britain off more than they could choo.