I guess eventually when schools go "vegetarian-only", schools will go into lockdown if the drug-sniffing dogs smell any meat on campus.
To: bigdcaldavis
Next they'll lock down a school and sheepishly discover the cause of the lockdown was... a killer chihuahua!
(No more Olmert! No more Kadima! No more Oslo! )
2 posted on
08/27/2006 5:26:21 PM PDT by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: bigdcaldavis
I knew the story sounded familiar...and then I looked at the date.
Bored today or just stuck in the past?
To: bigdcaldavis
Here I thought it was the after effects of someone eating a giant burrito.....due to a harmful odor
5 posted on
08/27/2006 5:29:30 PM PDT by
Kimmers
To: bigdcaldavis
Burritooo...
/Drooling Homer
6 posted on
08/27/2006 5:33:53 PM PDT by
Ludicrous
To: bigdcaldavis
Was this giant burrito, like, WALKING or something? THAT would be a good reason to call in the troops...
7 posted on
08/27/2006 5:34:28 PM PDT by
Darkwolf377
(Happy Laorb Day! "The Eye" is watching you!)
To: bigdcaldavis
The burrito was part of Morrissey's extra-credit assignment to create commercial advertising for a product. Don't middle school kids have more important things to learn than commercial advertising?
To: bigdcaldavis
At least the authorities did the right thing this time.
Had anyone eaten that monster...........................
11 posted on
08/27/2006 5:42:16 PM PDT by
Balding_Eagle
(God has blessed Republicans with political enemies who are going senile.)
To: bigdcaldavis
To: bigdcaldavis
Is that a burrito in your pocket?
13 posted on
08/27/2006 5:44:29 PM PDT by
bmwcyle
(Only stupid people would vote for McCain, Warner, Hagle, Snowe, Graham, or any RINO)
To: bigdcaldavis
wrapped inside tin foil !!!!!!
14 posted on
08/27/2006 5:44:46 PM PDT by
gaijin
To: bigdcaldavis
15 posted on
08/27/2006 5:45:54 PM PDT by
sjm_888
To: bigdcaldavis
16 posted on
08/27/2006 5:46:44 PM PDT by
gaijin
To: bigdcaldavis
To: bigdcaldavis
When burritos are outlawed only outlaws will have burritos!
They can have my burrito when they pry it from my cold dead fingers!
25 posted on
08/27/2006 5:58:22 PM PDT by
The Lumster
(USA - where the innocent have nothing to fear!)
To: bigdcaldavis
Lockdowns are for jails.
Don't these kids deserve a trial before being incarcerated?
26 posted on
08/27/2006 6:00:38 PM PDT by
Mark was here
(How can they be called "Homeless" if their home is a field?.)
To: bigdcaldavis
Not really being trained for this sort of event I would have been tempted to said "Hey (insert name here , principals should know this) what ya got there? If you really want seek something in to school learn to play the bari saxophone we almost got a small freshman in the case once but his ears were to big.
To: bigdcaldavis
Drop the burrito and step away....30 posted on
08/27/2006 6:06:55 PM PDT by
BIGLOOK
(Keelhauling is a sensible solution to mutiny.)
To: bigdcaldavis
....30-inch burrito ! ! !
31 posted on
08/27/2006 6:07:12 PM PDT by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
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