Haha oh boy, let the jokes begin.
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To: HHKrepublican_2
After squatting on the ice for hours the pale ursines develop chilblains that soon become polar-rhoids.
Next week on Wild Kingdom, Marlin mounts an elk in his den.
To: HHKrepublican_2
So someobody got paid to get up next to a POLAR BEAR with a freakin ruler and some bear porn ?
57 posted on
08/25/2006 12:14:44 PM PDT by
Centurion2000
(Islam is a subsingularity memetic perversion : (http://www.orionsarm.com/topics/perversities.html))
To: HHKrepublican_2
That usually occurs due to extreme cold.
63 posted on
08/25/2006 12:22:39 PM PDT by
hgro
To: HHKrepublican_2
The reporter was having a pun field day.
"Scientists report that this shrinkage could, in the worst-case scenario, endanger polar bears on Greenland and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to peter out."
To: HHKrepublican_2
Who's holding them down and measuring their goolies? And why?
To: HHKrepublican_2
First it was the genitalia of frogs in the lakes of Minnisota and now this.
Geeeeeze,....any guy can tell you what happens in that area because of COLD water.
72 posted on
08/25/2006 12:37:51 PM PDT by
SandRat
(Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)
To: HHKrepublican_2
So, 'splain to me why anyone would want that job?
A surefire "What's My Line" Grand Prize Winner!
ROFOL!
73 posted on
08/25/2006 12:40:08 PM PDT by
Taxman
(So that the beautiful pressure does not diminish!)
To: HHKrepublican_2
Damn! So THAT's why it's getting so hard to find polar bear-skin rugs of any decent size...
74 posted on
08/25/2006 12:41:01 PM PDT by
Clioman
To: HHKrepublican_2
"Polar Bear" must be a euphemism for "Republican Congress."
To: HHKrepublican_2
Their beebers are getting stuned!
79 posted on
08/25/2006 1:21:41 PM PDT by
CSM
("The fatter we get as a country the more concerned we get about smoking" - ichabod1)
To: HHKrepublican_2
The complete text of third line:
Scientists report that this shrinkage could, in the worst-case scenario, endanger polar bears on Greenland [and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to peter out.]
ROFL
To: HHKrepublican_2
After reading the whole thread, I have to ask, why do we care. Is the earth endangered because a whole lot of female Polar Bears are having to fake orgasms?
82 posted on
08/25/2006 7:01:28 PM PDT by
rikkir
(Focus, people, focus, we still have work to do in November!)
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