First it was the genitalia of frogs in the lakes of Minnisota and now this.
Geeeeeze,....any guy can tell you what happens in that area because of COLD water.
After squatting on the ice for hours the pale ursines develop chilblains that soon become polar-rhoids.
Next week on Wild Kingdom, Marlin mounts an elk in his den.
So someobody got paid to get up next to a POLAR BEAR with a freakin ruler and some bear porn ?
That usually occurs due to extreme cold.
The reporter was having a pun field day.
"Scientists report that this shrinkage could, in the worst-case scenario, endanger polar bears on Greenland and elsewhere by spoiling their love lives and causing their numbers to peter out."
Who's holding them down and measuring their goolies? And why?
First it was the genitalia of frogs in the lakes of Minnisota and now this.
Geeeeeze,....any guy can tell you what happens in that area because of COLD water.
So, 'splain to me why anyone would want that job?
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ROFOL!
Damn! So THAT's why it's getting so hard to find polar bear-skin rugs of any decent size...
"Polar Bear" must be a euphemism for "Republican Congress."
Their beebers are getting stuned!
ROFL
After reading the whole thread, I have to ask, why do we care. Is the earth endangered because a whole lot of female Polar Bears are having to fake orgasms?