I was born in the backwoods
Of a two-bit nowhere town
Fathered up some rock 'n' roll (baby)
So you muthers could boogie down
I ain't whistling dixie
No I'm a rebel with a groove
All around the world the ygo 'round and 'round
When they dig on my new stainless steel sound
CHORUS
I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm gonna cut you down to size
I'm a lumberjack baby
And you're the one that gets my prize
And when you hear my motor running
You know I surely be coppin' a rise
So I'm gonna crank it up and cut it down
I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm a lumberjack now baby
I'm a lumberjack baby
I'm a lumberjack baby
But I ain't jacked my lumber baby
Since my chain saw you
Dear CC,
Fishing is the most dangerous ocean occupation
and slaughterhouses the most dangerous land occupation
.. but treemurdering, baby bird smashing, squirrel crushing
lumberjacks' occupation is up there..
and recently Ted Nugent, creator of that oxymoronic title
Christian bowhunter, recently kissed himself with a chainsaw
45 stitches worth
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