Stupid Bipedal Hominids! That is the cruelest thing I've read in months. I would've IMMEDIATELY put the animal out of its misery...and into my freezer. But that's just me. ;)
On a lighter note...how does one give CPR to a fish? Put it's head in the toilet? LOL! :)
Force oxygenated water through it's gills.
I had to save my daughters chicken at the fair yesterday. She was feeding them and ran up to me and said, "Mom I think my chicken is choking, she can't swallow her water" I went over and sure enough the dumb cluck had drank some water and the feed she had been eating had swelled up and she was choking. I squeezed her neck and pushed it up and it came out. My daughter was grossed out, but mom saved the day!! LOL!!
I'm still laughing at the mental picture of fish CPR!