[SoothingDave]

"In order to get the teachers not to tell anyone what he had done, on the afternoon of May 16, headmaster Meng got friends to obtain two dogs, which they proceeded to kill on the school grounds," the report said.

Dog meat's as good as gold in China, apparently. What the hell do they normally feed teachers that Fido chops are a delicacy?

SD

[muawiyah]

Dog meat's a delicacy everywhere. Just some folks are not aware of that.

[xJones]

Dog meat's as good as gold in China, apparently.

Apparently 2 cooked dogs are sufficent hush money for 1000 missing trees. The part that really bothers me is this:

But the plan went awry when the dog being cooked burst into flames and set fire to the school's main office and then the classrooms

Okay, the headmaster was cooking the dog in the school's main office. Then it 'burst' into flames? I really hope the dog was dead before it burst.

And how big of a dog was that, because when it burst into flames it burned down a large percentage of the school. What did the headmaster do, give the poor dog a gasoline enema before cooking it?