[StormEye]

"And that is something that every amateur radio astronomer and every radio oscilloscope would pick up well in advance of the arrival of a spacecraft."

How utterly stupid. The man has no idea what an oscilloscope is but he uses the word because it sounds so scientific. The guy doesn't know an oscilloscope from a proctoscope!

[Army Air Corps]

He'd definitely feel the difference...

[Bon mots]

So, do you know how to tell the difference between an oscilloscope and a proctoscope?
Easy.
The taste! :-)
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