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I know the thread will be banished to the cheesehole, but we need some levity.
1 posted on 04/27/2006 5:09:39 PM PDT by Chickensoup
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To: Chickensoup

Old and stinky...just like her biscuit.


2 posted on 04/27/2006 5:11:26 PM PDT by Normal4me
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To: Chickensoup

This is an OLD internet story. Very dusty.

Needs a link.


3 posted on 04/27/2006 5:11:49 PM PDT by BenLurkin (O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
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To: Chickensoup

This story is ancient. They even covered this one in one of the earliest episodes of mythbusters. I think they declared it feasable.


4 posted on 04/27/2006 5:12:13 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Never a minigun handy when you need one.)
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To: Chickensoup
Hello,

OMG, that is so pathetic. But, I am proud that she kept her head during such difficult and scary times...

Glad to be here, MOgirl
5 posted on 04/27/2006 5:12:32 PM PDT by MOgirl (Democrats: The Culture of Treason (and you know what I'm talkin about!))
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To: Chickensoup

I'm Stuned at this knews.

I am keeping my eye out for a grumpy Saltine.

Cheers,

knewshound

http://www.knewshound.blogspot.com/


6 posted on 04/27/2006 5:13:26 PM PDT by knews_hound (When Blogs are Outlawed, only Outlaws will have Blogs.)
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To: Chickensoup
I'm in Dallas and here they're celebrating the Pillsbury Doughboy. There are signs all over town that read "he is risen."
7 posted on 04/27/2006 5:15:28 PM PDT by ADisciple
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To: Chickensoup

A brunette was running up and down a river bank, looking for a way to cross. A blonde on the other side saw her and yelled "What are you doing?" The brunette said "I'm trying to find a way to get to the other side!". The blonde replied "Silly, you are on the other side!".


8 posted on 04/27/2006 5:15:35 PM PDT by neodad (USS Vincennes (CG-49) Freedom's Fortress)
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To: Chickensoup

LOL
I liked it


11 posted on 04/27/2006 5:16:45 PM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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To: Chickensoup
This has got to be an urban myth now.
The last time I read the identical story with perhaps different names, was about three years ago...
14 posted on 04/27/2006 5:17:36 PM PDT by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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To: Chickensoup

http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/biscuit.htm

urban legend.


20 posted on 04/27/2006 5:23:00 PM PDT by flashbunny
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To: Chickensoup

A blond moment...


21 posted on 04/27/2006 5:25:05 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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22 posted on 04/27/2006 5:44:41 PM PDT by Nightshift (Faith is something everyone has. The question is faith in what?)
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To: Chickensoup

This story is so old, I was walking my pet dinosaur when I first heard it.


23 posted on 04/27/2006 6:02:07 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
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To: Chickensoup



24 posted on 04/28/2006 12:15:54 AM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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To: Chickensoup
Didn't Mythbusters do this?
26 posted on 04/28/2006 7:20:40 AM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: Chickensoup; ntnychik; devolve; Smartass; PhilDragoo

A TOO funny blond joke!


27 posted on 04/28/2006 6:47:40 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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To: Chickensoup; potlatch; devolve; Smartass

Perfect Friday night tale, especially after FR's been down. I prefer to believe it's true tonight. Tomorrow, I may read the Snopes link.


36 posted on 04/28/2006 9:50:45 PM PDT by ntnychik
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Linda is a blonde, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

I'm sure that you're wondering why I am responding to such an old post. But I received the story via e-mail from my sister this week and was considering posting it myself.

My sister's message, however, contained one subtle change.

Linda is a blonde,and a democrat, but I'm certain that's irrelevant.

Small change, big improvement, don't you think?
42 posted on 06/30/2007 8:34:36 AM PDT by redheadtoo
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