PARIS: "I believe all of this! I like, you know, got out of bed, you know, and was looking for the bathroom because I had eaten a Cheeto and needed to barf it up but I got lost in the dark, you know. Then I accidently got in to bed with the Dallas Mavericks and had sex, you know. It was all a simple misunderstanding because I had just got out of bed with the Detroit Pistons and I really thought I was back with them! Believe me, this kind of stuff happens to me all the time!"