Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have Welcomed Their First Child

http://people.aol.com/people/articles/0,19736,1170244,00.html ^ | April 18, 2006

[rintense]

Her name is Suri.

[Redcloak]

Xenu must be pleased.


...or is it displeased? I can never keep that whole "Super Adventure Club" thing straight.

[rintense]

Irony of all ironies, the actress Tom slammed for admitting to post partum depression, Brooke Shields, *ALSO* gave birth to a girl today. Grier is her name.

I hope the two girls go to the same school and Grier kicks the crap outta Suri.

[Dashing Dasher]

RUN KATIE RUN!

[hattend]

Suri Cruise

What happens when Amish kids ride back and forth between the Sonic and the McDonald's.

[Dashing Dasher]

Did someone say Val Kilmer?

My Val-Dar went off.

[yield 2 the right]

Just wait until the three of them are back at home, how will Tom change the baby's dirty diapers?
Oh BTW, Tom Cruise/Oprah Winfrey
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8530918890580805143

[Petronski]

GOOSE IS DEAD!

[Miss Behave]

"Irony of all ironies, the actress Tom slammed for admitting to post partum depression, Brooke Shields, *ALSO* gave birth to a girl today. Grier is her name.

I hope the two girls go to the same school and Grier kicks the crap outta Suri."

LOL, r. I love it.

[Fintan]

Remini told PEOPLE that both kids are "so cool…You can sit and talk to them about life."

 

Wow, I'm impressed. Can they name the days of the week in correct order too?

[rintense]

I worked for a guy who is Jewish, and his daughter was named Suri.

[HungarianGypsy]

My husband and the manager of a Radio Shack he goes to were talking about Scientology for some reason. The manager said for the rest of yesterday he was going to ask people, "Have you accepted Xenu into your life?" just for fun.

[birbear]

they're the only ones who can afford it.

[NCC-1701]

"It's a squid"

[birbear]

Remini told PEOPLE that both kids are "so cool…You can sit and talk to them about life."

Remini's grasp on life is about at a 14 year old's level.

[I still care]

One thing you have to hand to George Lucas, he's provided the inspiration for a multitude of silly videos. Try this one.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=nyLlzzkk2qk

[clawrence3]

Sick! Did he really go through with that?

[JRochelle]

Why do some people think Tom is gay?

Where did that rumor start?

[Revolting cat!]

Good question, but I don't know, I just follow the mob to the gallows! (Google is your friend.)

[JRochelle]

In this case Google is not my friend.

I am afraid of what might pop up.
Better to get the sanitized version from fellow freepers.