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'Snakes' Charms Cyberspace ("Snakes On A Plane" prepares to jump shark)
CBS News ^ | April 11, 2006 | Melissa McNamara

Posted on 04/11/2006 8:32:25 AM PDT by presidio9

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To: Joe 6-pack; martin_fierro
Another garden-variety shock flick -- you'd think Jackson would try to shed the type-casting as a hard-@ss and try to broaden his range. (Hollywood insiders say he's actually a real charmer)
21 posted on 04/11/2006 10:15:28 AM PDT by mikrofon (co-starring James Carville...)
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To: presidio9
I freely admit to being one of the folks hyping this film. Seriously... there are snakes! And they're on a plane! It just can't get any better! Unless this happens, or course:


22 posted on 04/11/2006 10:39:57 AM PDT by Starter (Trying to look innocent...)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Hollyweird is always making an Asp of themselves and this is no different.

Like a page out of hisss-story, Jackson will throw a hissssy-fit while wearing his trademark snakers, and a boa tie, then somewhere in the plot a girl will likely shed a co-Bra adding a sub-plot of an emergency hisss-torectomy.

I don't wish any eel will on this all-wet plot.
But while trying not to be a rattle-tail or scale the plot with slither slather, I'll just play coil and wait for the defanged nonvenomous release while I belly up to the bar.


23 posted on 04/11/2006 1:25:25 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: JoeSixPack1

I can't believe you typed all that without blinking!


24 posted on 04/11/2006 1:34:01 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

No skin off my back!


25 posted on 04/11/2006 1:42:19 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: JoeSixPack1
"No skin off my back!"

How a-peel-ing.....and here I thought you didn't give a shed.

26 posted on 04/11/2006 2:00:13 PM PDT by Joe 6-pack (Que me amat, amet et canem meum)
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To: Joe 6-pack

Shedly speaking, a forked tongue is twice as prone to fang-icide as a coiled leap is deadly!

Seriously & skin-cerly, does this rat make me look fat?


27 posted on 04/11/2006 3:00:19 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: JoeSixPack1; Joe 6-pack

Which one of you is the real Joe Six/6 Pack? I think one of you is a snake in the grass.


28 posted on 04/11/2006 3:24:14 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if you don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
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To: presidio9
The best part of this movie are the images on the Net:

An unofficial teaser poster

And the unoffical t-shirt:

29 posted on 04/11/2006 3:27:27 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (The plan was simple, like my brother-in-law Phil. But unlike Phil, this plan just might work.)
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To: JoeSixPack1

Mamba mia, you sure are a racer! I addered up all those puns, and I think you went anaconda one better than everyone here!


30 posted on 04/11/2006 3:38:16 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if you don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
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To: LibertarianInExile; Joe 6-pack
I think one of you is a snake in the grass.

Joe did mention once he doesn't bear arms anymore! :-)

31 posted on 04/11/2006 3:57:17 PM PDT by JoeSixPack1
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To: JoeSixPack1; Joe 6-pack

"Joe did mention once he doesn't bear arms anymore! :-)"

Yeah, but he's probably garter few stored even if he doesn't carry `em much...


32 posted on 04/11/2006 4:14:51 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if you don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
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To: presidio9

Yet another case of reptile dysfunction.


33 posted on 04/11/2006 4:16:03 PM PDT by GreenHornet
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To: Blurblogger; Joe 6-pack; presidio9; Squantos; GSWarrior; Grammy; hispanarepublicana; GreenHornet

"I'll not be a viper dodger, or a Dodge Viper."

That's serpentine logic if I ever heard it.


34 posted on 04/11/2006 4:20:31 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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"That's serpentine logic if I ever heard it."

It's awful hard to taipan keep my self control I'm so angry at that vicious attack! That was a pretty good attempt, indigo smacking it down like that, well, it makes me want to call in the mods. You keep up behavior like that I'm gonna call a thread copp, erhead right off this thread.

8^)


35 posted on 04/11/2006 5:03:31 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if you don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
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To: LibertarianInExile; Joe 6-pack

Sorry. But I just can't tolerate hiss logic.


36 posted on 04/11/2006 5:09:05 PM PDT by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Rennes Templar; Joe 6-pack

"Sorry. But I just can't tolerate hiss logic."

Hey, I'm the one who should be sorry--I struck out at you, because I can't get over this $#@!$#!$ hangover. I have the worst case of cottonmouth, too.


37 posted on 04/11/2006 5:20:41 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if you don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
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To: presidio9

That settles it. Not only will I not fly on a plane ever again, I refuse to buy any more venemous serpents.


38 posted on 04/11/2006 5:26:51 PM PDT by little jeremiah (Tolerating evil IS evil.)
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To: Rennes Templar; Joe 6-pack; speedy; LibertarianInExile; Blurblogger; martin_fierro

Adder boy! Thanks for rattling my cage.


39 posted on 04/11/2006 6:04:51 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (Hey, Washington, which laws do I get to break?)
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To: hispanarepublicana; Rennes Templar; Joe 6-pack; LibertarianInExile; Blurblogger; martin_fierro

Leave it to hr to get in a late pun. You just can't constrictor. But I don't think we can milk this anymore.


40 posted on 04/11/2006 6:54:53 PM PDT by speedy
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