Hey, you can't say that rhyme in school anymore; most children's book print it as "9-10, a great kind hen".
Don't get me started on the Heaven reference. :-)
My mama told me
if I was goody
that she would buy me
a rubber dolly.
My auntie told her
I kissed a soldier.
now she won't buy me
that rubber dolly.
(retreat into childhood?)