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Pepe LePew On Steroids
Free_SJersey

Posted on 03/11/2006 8:50:06 PM PST by Free_SJersey

Will someone, anyone, tell me what the story is with people, especially men, wearing toxic levels of cologne.


TOPICS: Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 4dayoldn00b; cologneisnasty; cooterisadork; goodpoint; pdisadork; pheremones; shtinky; smellsbetterthanthis; smokinggood; smokingkills; sourgrapes; whofarted
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Tonight I went out for my final meal in public that I can enjoy a cigarette after, thanks to those Nazis in the NJ capital who believe in 'choice' unless its counter to their choice. This slug at the next table had enough cologne on that not only did my food taste like his cologne, my cigarette did too. Is it that these idiots don't bathe and are trying to cover something with something worse? Most of these strong colognes smell worse than a zoo in August.
1 posted on 03/11/2006 8:50:08 PM PST by Free_SJersey
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To: Free_SJersey; Paul_Denton

Stay on alert.


2 posted on 03/11/2006 8:51:34 PM PST by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Free_SJersey
I don't know. But you didn't think that cigarette smelled malodorous?
3 posted on 03/11/2006 8:57:34 PM PST by bubbleb
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To: Free_SJersey

4 posted on 03/11/2006 9:02:34 PM PST by Dallas59 (ALLAH DOES NOT EXIST - MOHAMMED LIED)
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To: bubbleb

You have (soon to be had) the option to sit in the nonsmoking area if you don't like it. I can't request a seat in the non hippo urine smelling area. But I can see your point, smoking offends you so it's evil, as you sit at the diner counter passing gas, but since it doesn't offend you and it makes you feel good it's OK.


5 posted on 03/11/2006 9:05:15 PM PST by Free_SJersey (South Jersey-the secret state)
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To: bubbleb

Incidently, I frequent eating establishments that don't offer the option to smoke, it's their business choice and I can respect that. Many meals have been spoiled in those place the LePews.


6 posted on 03/11/2006 9:09:44 PM PST by Free_SJersey (South Jersey-the secret state)
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To: Free_SJersey
You have a "get even" weapon. Pork and Beans, boiled cabbage, hard boiled eggs...eat...Wait until you have "developed"....then walk into the same restaurant and let er rip.
7 posted on 03/11/2006 9:11:31 PM PST by Dallas59 (ALLAH DOES NOT EXIST - MOHAMMED LIED)
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To: Free_SJersey

I never said it was "evil"; I think you're just trying to make a point that there are more offensive odors to you than smoke, so "why are they picking on me?"
I just think it is a little silly.


8 posted on 03/11/2006 9:19:13 PM PST by bubbleb
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To: Dallas59

LOL!


9 posted on 03/11/2006 9:21:16 PM PST by bubbleb
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To: Free_SJersey
Beats showering. Uh...or so I'm told. (cough)
10 posted on 03/11/2006 9:23:09 PM PST by Reaganesque
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11 posted on 03/11/2006 9:23:09 PM PST by Paul_Denton (The U.N. Building. What a joke! They turned it into low rent housing. It's a dump.)
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To: Free_SJersey
I can't request a seat in the non hippo urine smelling area.

And I cannot request a seat in the non big huge nasty reddish nose section.

I want my rights too!

12 posted on 03/11/2006 9:23:14 PM PST by Lazamataz (We beat the Soviet Union, then we became them.)
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To: Free_SJersey

IB4TZ?


13 posted on 03/11/2006 9:24:23 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ( I prayed, ---- 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' ----- And God granted it.)
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To: Paul_Denton

Explain why this is zotworthy.


14 posted on 03/11/2006 9:24:59 PM PST by Toby06
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To: Free_SJersey

"thanks to those Nazis in the NJ capital who believe in 'choice' unless its counter to their choice".

Exactly. Truer words were never spoken.


15 posted on 03/11/2006 9:27:22 PM PST by Supernatural (Lay me doon in the caul caul groon, whaur afore monie mair huv gaun)
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To: Toby06

Noobie, no link, raving VANITY, no replies ?


16 posted on 03/11/2006 9:27:43 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My Pug is On Her War Footing)
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To: Dashing Dasher

Not you too?

Geez, anyone read post histories before doing the IBTZ crap anymore?

Does every n00b deserve a zot? This crap sure makes FR a nasty place when it's a marginal post like this.

Besides, the guy raises a very valid point.


17 posted on 03/11/2006 9:28:09 PM PST by Toby06
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To: Free_SJersey

Yeah...extreme cologne wearers are kinda like....vanity posters...


18 posted on 03/11/2006 9:28:46 PM PST by beezdotcom
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To: Toby06

He's brand new to FR and he thinks this is a valid first post?

Okay - Then... let's let him sit quietly and spew his whine.

I, for one, think cigarette smoke is much worse than too much cologne. Can't get lung cancer from Obsession by Calvin Klein.


19 posted on 03/11/2006 9:30:20 PM PST by Dashing Dasher ( I prayed, ---- 'O Lord, make my enemies ridiculous.' ----- And God granted it.)
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To: Toby06
Does every n00b deserve a zot?

Only when they ask for it loudly (like this) Probably wont get banned, just flamed for a while and a few ZOTS! to help freshen the air with some OZONE to override the rhino urine smell.

20 posted on 03/11/2006 9:31:32 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (My Pug is On Her War Footing)
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