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Bird's head reportedly found in can of beans
msnbc.com ^ | 18 February 2006

Posted on 02/18/2006 4:30:38 AM PST by Aussie Dasher

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To: LibertarianInExile; speedy; Chena; Yaelle; Tijeras_Slim; Enterprise; hispanarepublicana

I'm late to this thread. Looks like you guys been robin the
pun bank. You hardly sparrowed me anything. It looked pretty beak. Fortunately I keep a nest egg of puntos around.


81 posted on 02/18/2006 1:13:16 PM PST by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Rennes Templar

You have a natural talon for bird puns. Not just a bunch of junco. Glad you dove in and joined us.


82 posted on 02/18/2006 1:29:05 PM PST by speedy
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To: speedy; hispanarepublicana; SLB; Chena; Yaelle; Liz; Jay777; OldFriend; bitt; Calpernia; tiamat; ...

"Just doing my bit for eagle rights."


Cub over here, Scout, and I'll tell you how to raptor your caws up in patriotism so Weblosome Libs out of their perches.

Your efforts are soar-ly needed because there are many vermin out there.


83 posted on 02/18/2006 1:41:25 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
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To: Blurblogger

The buteo this thread is that there is so much to work with. You always shrike a blow for punning excellence.


84 posted on 02/18/2006 1:59:40 PM PST by speedy
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To: Aussie Dasher

85 posted on 02/18/2006 2:37:15 PM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Aussie Dasher

86 posted on 02/18/2006 2:50:19 PM PST by operation clinton cleanup
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To: Aussie Dasher

Luz Marrufo should have learned from Anna Ayala.


87 posted on 02/18/2006 2:58:55 PM PST by Aznar5
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To: Aussie Dasher; aculeus; dighton; martin_fierro; Lijahsbubbe; Charles Henrickson
The company is investigating to determine how the bird head got into the 15-ounce can, he said

The bird flu the coop?

What are the cardinal rules of safety? Obviously some nut hatched a plan to goose this cannery into dropping avian producks into the legumes. Don't swallow the propaganger... the chick has bean fired after ruffling too many feathers. Nene nene. What a loon.

88 posted on 02/18/2006 3:34:22 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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Dang! PropaGANDER. Gotta use the spellchick.


89 posted on 02/18/2006 3:36:33 PM PST by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Bird's Eye, Quality canned foods. Check for the label!


90 posted on 02/18/2006 3:44:46 PM PST by Dead Dog
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To: ErnBatavia
Instead of Pork and Beans, they're testing Foul and Beans?
91 posted on 02/18/2006 3:47:30 PM PST by Maximus of Texas (On my signal, pull my finger)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Geez, folks, stick with Campbell's.


92 posted on 02/18/2006 3:51:56 PM PST by Palladin ("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Another hoax for $$$$$?

I don't buy it.


93 posted on 02/18/2006 3:53:49 PM PST by nmh (Intelligent people believe in Intelligent Design (God))
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To: Mojave

I decontaminate my V-8 juice with a shot of gin.


94 posted on 02/18/2006 3:56:22 PM PST by Palladin ("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
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To: Aznar5

But, no! I hope she wins more than a poultry sum.


95 posted on 02/18/2006 3:58:39 PM PST by Palladin ("Governor Lynn Swann."...it has a nice ring to it!)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Don't mind me. I'm just hiding out here in this "bird's head in can of beans" thread to get away from all the Muslim rioting and Cheney hunting threads. I just needed a rest.


96 posted on 02/18/2006 3:59:19 PM PST by Inyo-Mono (Life is like a cow pasture, it's hard to get through without stepping in some mess. NRA.)
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To: Thinkin' Gal; Aussie Dasher; dighton; martin_fierro; Lijahsbubbe; Charles Henrickson
Will you people please show some respect for headless chickens?
97 posted on 02/18/2006 4:00:41 PM PST by aculeus
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To: speedy

I geese you're not too bad yourself. Truth be known, we're not a bunch of turkeys - we're all pretty cocksure of ourselves. So if someone can't do well on this thread, they're just a has-bean, an ex-punker.


98 posted on 02/18/2006 8:47:42 PM PST by Rennes Templar ("The future ain't what it used to be".........Yogi Berra)
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To: Blurblogger; LibertarianInExile

Technically speakin' of course, this is an opun and shut case of a herstorkally bad pun that should have be canned.


99 posted on 02/19/2006 7:46:54 AM PST by Robert A Cook PE (I can only donate monthly, but Hillary's ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
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