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Bird's head reportedly found in can of beans
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| 18 February 2006
Posted on 02/18/2006 4:30:38 AM PST by Aussie Dasher
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To: speedy
"High praise coming from you! Hope you won't be veery bittern about it."
No, no, it's owl part of the thread. I B is fine with that pun as any other.
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posted on
02/18/2006 6:03:21 AM PST
by
LibertarianInExile
(Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if you don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
To: speedy; LibertarianInExile
BTW did you get the terrible, TREBLE pun?
"That was truly a histork ally bad pun."
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posted on
02/18/2006 6:04:27 AM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Aussie Dasher
Beans for breakfast? UGHH
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posted on
02/18/2006 6:04:27 AM PST
by
Casloy
To: Blurblogger
They can tell if the bird's head was really in the can prior to it being opened!
If the head was part of the beans it will be saturated with the fliuds in the beans, not just coated with the fluids.
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posted on
02/18/2006 6:06:08 AM PST
by
stockpirate
(John Kerry & FBI files ==> http://www.freerepublic.com/~stockpirate/)
To: Blurblogger; Robert A. Cook, PE; GadareneDemoniac; speedy
I'm surprised so few have ducked in, but I have to check out myself, heron the call of nature. And you know, wren nature calls...
45
posted on
02/18/2006 6:07:24 AM PST
by
LibertarianInExile
(Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if you don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
To: csvset
La Preferida Inc. said Friday night it would recall a “limited number” of its 15-ounce cans of whole pinto beans Just the ones with bird heads in them?
46
posted on
02/18/2006 6:09:02 AM PST
by
Mojave
To: Blurblogger
I just saw the one pun--and it's driving me raven mad that you are calling it a treble pun. Please explain.
47
posted on
02/18/2006 6:10:49 AM PST
by
LibertarianInExile
(Freedom isn't free--no, there's a hefty f'in fee--and if you don't throw in your buck-o-5, who will?)
To: LibertarianInExile
historically
hysterically
his stork ally
48
posted on
02/18/2006 6:11:36 AM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Mojave
Yep. Heads only, no claws or wings, heads only.
I'll bet she's looking for the goose that lays the golden eggs.
49
posted on
02/18/2006 6:13:02 AM PST
by
csvset
To: LibertarianInExile
Oriole on this thread yet? I find this whole story hard to swallow.
50
posted on
02/18/2006 6:14:08 AM PST
by
SLB
("We must lay before Him what is in us, not what ought to be in us." C. S. Lewis)
To: csvset
I'll bet she's looking for the goose that lays the golden eggs. Am I the only one without a pun?
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posted on
02/18/2006 6:14:16 AM PST
by
Mojave
To: Jim Noble
I found a needle in candy one time.
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posted on
02/18/2006 6:14:35 AM PST
by
sangrila
To: elli1
My uncle was grinding hamburger and the pencil he kept behind his ear fell into the meat grinder. He kept right on grinding the HB.
To: Blurblogger
Sure, I got it, Blur. Very coot.
54
posted on
02/18/2006 6:25:47 AM PST
by
speedy
To: Doctor Raoul
oh my you are witty today! well, I guess you always are!
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posted on
02/18/2006 6:27:57 AM PST
by
DollyCali
(Don't tell GOD how big your storm is -- Tell the storm how B-I-G your God is!)
To: Mojave
Am I the only one without a pun? Really, it's nothing to grouse about.
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posted on
02/18/2006 6:28:07 AM PST
by
csvset
To: Straight8
I once found a bean in my can of birdheads
Senor Blur say, Free Frijole Beek Mistake.
57
posted on
02/18/2006 6:31:47 AM PST
by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(SAVE THE BRAINFOREST! Boycott the RED Dead Tree Media & NUKE the DNC Class Action Temper Tantrum!)
To: Erik Latranyi
"..she found the bird’s head Thursday while preparing breakfast...
I think people who want beans for breakfast should rather eat bird's heads. I bet she wonders why her kids are unpopular in school, and nobody wants to sit near them. Beans and eggs, that will produce some ripe ones...
To: Mojave
They're quickly robin us of the good ones. And to add wrensult to henjury, mocking us. Feeling very gullible right now.
To: elli1
"Ever curious about the stuff that gets ground up with the wheat that ends up in your toast?" Nope. I just try not to think about it. I sat on a combine plenty in my day and saw all sorts of critters being swallowed along with the swath. Grasshoppers (plenty of those) field mice, goose poo, small birds, left over kill from owls and hawks etc. Most of it gets blown out the other end of the combine, small bits get stuck to the kernel though.
It gets screened several times before it gets turned into your favorite cereal, so what's left is microscopic, Then it's mashed up, cooked and processed so there really nothing to worry about.
That jar of spagetti sauce, ketchup, or tomato juice has way more bug juice in it. V8 vegetable juice probably has the widest variety of bug juice of all. It's all good protien.
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