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How do you decide whom to marry?
Car Talk ^
| 05/18/1999
| David Weeks
Posted on 02/12/2006 11:14:48 AM PST by Tennessean4Bush
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To: Tennessean4Bush
True story:
Me (observing son's anger): What's the matter?
Son (age 10): Oh, MOM!!
Me: What about her?
Son: Oh, man. You can never win an argument with her!
Me: Ity's best to learn that now, it took me twenty years to learn that one.
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posted on
02/12/2006 11:56:17 AM PST
by
Michael.SF.
(Things turn out best, for who make the best of the way things turn out.--- Jack Buck (RIP))
To: MotleyGirl70
Wouldn't that depend on what kind of truck? A good friend of mine re-married last year and I knew he picked the right gal because she wanted him to buy a bigger motorcycle.
To: Michael.SF.
Amen to that!
We have a saying around our house we borrowed from I don't know who:
"Keep momma happy. 'Cause if momma ain't happy, ain't nobody happy."
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posted on
02/12/2006 11:59:19 AM PST
by
Tennessean4Bush
(When you come to a fork in the road, take it.)
To: Allegra; cyborg; Xenalyte; pa mom; raivyn; MamaTexan; Jersey Republican Biker Chick; njwoman; ...
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posted on
02/12/2006 12:04:08 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Chef's Chili is HOT HOT HOT!)
To: Tennessean4Bush
LOL
Kids are so cute, I love how they say anything.
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posted on
02/12/2006 12:52:28 PM PST
by
baker_girl
(Learn the rules so you know how to break them.)
To: baker_girl
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posted on
02/12/2006 1:31:05 PM PST
by
Tennessean4Bush
(When you come to a fork in the road, take it.)
To: MotleyGirl70; Cagey
KRAMER: Hey. Hey Elaine, what do you say if neither of us is married in ten years, we get hitched?
ELAINE: Let's make it fifty.
KRAMER: We're engaged!
To: Larry Lucido; Cagey
:)
Kramer: Now what's with you?
Jerry: I think I'm in love.
Kramer: Oh. Come on.
Jerry: No it's true. This woman saved my life. I was crossing the street .I was almost hit by a car...and then we talked and.......the whole thing just seemed like a dream.
Kramer: If a guy saved your life you'd be in love with him too.
Jerry: No, no this woman is different , she's incredible. she's just like me. She talks like me, she acts like me. She even ordered cereal at a restaurant. We even have the same initials. Wait a minute, I just realised what's going on.
Kramer: What?
Jerry: Now I know what I've been looking for all these years......myself!
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posted on
02/12/2006 3:39:30 PM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
To: Tennessean4Bush; Cagey; Larry Lucido; Rebelbase
I could never marry a high-talker--or a close-talker for that matter.
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posted on
02/12/2006 3:53:27 PM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
To: Dashing Dasher; cyborg; Petronski
What are they teaching kids these days? Shouldn't FReeping be part of that list?
To: beezdotcom
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posted on
02/12/2006 3:58:22 PM PST
by
cyborg
(I just love that man.)
To: MotleyGirl70
I could never marry a high-talker--or a close-talker for that matter.Or a face painter or a pirate shirt wearer, or a .....
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posted on
02/12/2006 4:00:24 PM PST
by
Dashing Dasher
(Chef's Chili is HOT HOT HOT!)
To: Dashing Dasher; MotleyGirl70
I'd like the close without the talking.
To: MotleyGirl70
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posted on
02/12/2006 4:20:52 PM PST
by
RockinRight
(Attention RNC...we're the party of Reagan, not FDR...)
To: Dashing Dasher
Lol!
Or a face painter or a pirate shirt wearer, or a .....
...guy who needs a bro manzier.
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posted on
02/12/2006 4:34:10 PM PST
by
MotleyGirl70
("It's turkey jerky. Want some? Come on take a pull. No? Okay, more for me.")
To: Tennessean4Bush
"How do you decide whom to marry?""how late?"
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posted on
02/12/2006 4:36:28 PM PST
by
muir_redwoods
(Free Sirhan Sirhan, after all, the bastard who killed Mary Jo Kopechne is walking around free)
To: Allegra
LOL! Yeah, stir that pot, Girl. I decided the night I met my husband. It was love at first sight for both of us. Why? I haven't a clue. However, it lasted for 33 years until his death, and it was a very happy marriage.
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posted on
02/12/2006 4:43:30 PM PST
by
Goodgirlinred
( GoodGirlInRed Four More Years!!!!!)
To: MotleyGirl70
Hoyt: So you asked Mr. Seinfeld if he would wear your puffy shirt on the Today Show?
[Mumble]
Hoyt: Excuse me?
Chiles: Uh, excuse me, Your Honor, but what is the point of this testimony? This woman's a low-talker. I can't hear
a word she's saying. So either get some other kind of microphone up there, or let's move on.
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posted on
02/12/2006 5:20:34 PM PST
by
Rebelbase
(President Bush is a Texas jackass when it comes to Border security .)
To: Allegra; Dashing Dasher
Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough
Of the innocence of youth :P
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posted on
02/12/2006 7:31:14 PM PST
by
PaulaB
To: Allegra; Dashing Dasher
That was suppose to read "OH the innocence of youth"
Hot bath melted my brain for a sec there
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posted on
02/12/2006 7:33:08 PM PST
by
PaulaB
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