Posted on 01/21/2006 7:35:35 AM PST by pissant
We always suspected Desperate Housewives star Eva Longoria was a little saucepot, and we’re happy to say we were right!
According to reports, the Texan beauty has a box full of sex toys that she gives away to friends as gifts.
Well, it’s more exciting than getting Xmas smellies cast-offs.
"I mentioned that I thought it was important for women to be in touch with their sexuality," she told the Daily Mirror, "and that sex toys were a 21st century thing - and people started sending them to me.
"They're the best present because a lot of women won't go and buy one."
In the hit Channel 4 show, Eva plays slinky Gabrielle who is pregnant by either her rich husband who’s in jail, or the sexy gardener who helped relieved her boredom.
“So many women have told me, ‘My God, that happened to me. I’m going through what your character is going through.
“And I say, ‘You’re banging the gardener?’ And they say, ‘No, just marrying for money and then being unhappy in the marriage.’”
Serves ‘em right.
PING
Women are unhappy when the become prostitutes?
Who knew?
She looks like the best sex toy a GUY could have!
LOL. Who woulda thunk it.
Batteries not required.
pinging Tony Parker!
He's been replaced by a shoebox under the bed.
yeah, Tony is too wrapped up with Timmy Duncan now.....
YOOHOO
Not a good thought...
Might have to hook up a deep-cycle marine battery to my ticker to enjoy it for very long, though.
Be one way to go out with a smile the mortician couldn't even undo. Be laying there with a sh!t-eatin' grin and the bottom half of the casket that they can't fully close.
ROFL! Cremation?
Geez, I had forgot what a wildman BOR was! (Maybe since I have not watched him in a year or more).
spontaneous-combustion...only a Deal With the Devil could get THAT in my bed!
Tony had 38 last night - he must be feeling especially well-adjusted. ;)
Eva or her toys?
You might get more than ya bargained for. ;o)
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