LOL.
I promised my wife that if I ever went out on her it would only be with a hot 30-35 year old woman. She said that if a hot 30-35 year old woman actually offered herself to me, I could do it. I think I was being insulted. Thanks for the confidence in me honey.
Heh. My ex used to tell me that he was going to trade me in for two 20-year-olds (when I was forty). I told him I was going to trade him in for a rich man with one foot in the grave and one foot on a banana peel. He may have gotten his two 20-year-olds, I didn't get my rich old man.
My husband has some freebies coming to him as well. F'rinstance, Jessica Alba has my permission to ravage my husband anytime. All I want in return is the details. :-)
Oh yeah, same deal goes for that chickee who plays Lana on Smallville. Come and get him, ladies! :-D
My father to my Mother:
"I can get any woman I want."
My mother to my father:
"Well, if that's what you want."