[facedown]

Actually, I believe MoFo is straight, albeit a flaming metrosexual.

Riiiiiiiiiight, and OJ didn't do it.

[TFFKAMM]

Take it from a San Francisco Bay resident -- he's probably het. The region is crawling with guys like him -- effete, condescending, emotionally-volatile boy-men who are sexually straight, yet seem to take their all behavioral cues from queendom.

Really, the type has been around for centuries. Dandies, fops, the precieuses of Louisian France -- there's nothing new about the sissy-boy clothes-horses. (Although I don't know if I'd describe one of the Regency Beau-Brummel types as "sissy" -- beneath all the makeup and frills, many of them were violent, hard-living thugs.)