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Naked Lovegames Not Allowed
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| 01/12/06
| Johan van Dale
Posted on 01/11/2006 5:10:13 PM PST by shezz
In Egypt, there has been a 'fatwa' announced, that forbids couples to be naked during love making. "Completely naked during the sexual deed makes the marriage invalid", according to Rashar ...
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KEYWORDS: fatwahaha; islam; islamanimals; trop
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posted on
01/11/2006 5:10:15 PM PST
by
shezz
To: shezz
Does it count if he has a condom on?
2
posted on
01/11/2006 5:10:51 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: shezz
Here, dahlin' - put this bag over your head.
3
posted on
01/11/2006 5:11:48 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
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To: shezz
Does one bag over the head qualify?
To: shezz
How about black dress socks?
5
posted on
01/11/2006 5:13:23 PM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: shezz
On second thought, how do you get dress socks on a camel?
6
posted on
01/11/2006 5:13:50 PM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: shezz
"You can wear your hat"
- Joe Cocker
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posted on
01/11/2006 5:15:40 PM PST
by
P.O.E.
(Liberalism is the opiate of the elite classes.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Tell him you are taking him to a fancy restaurant?
8
posted on
01/11/2006 5:15:45 PM PST
by
magslinger
(At the end of the day the only truly educated people are autodidacts.)
To: shezz
OK, so your honey wears a garter, and the husband wears one sock.
Jeez, these Fatwa's are a pain in the you-know-what ...
9
posted on
01/11/2006 5:16:03 PM PST
by
Babu
To: shezz
Does a fleece count as clothing?
10
posted on
01/11/2006 5:16:04 PM PST
by
dighton
To: dighton
Not if it's still on the sheep.
11
posted on
01/11/2006 5:17:15 PM PST
by
Farmer Dean
(Every time a toilet flushes,another liberal gets his brains.)
To: shezz
makes the marriage invalidAnd this means what to the couple? Do they have to come out and confess to the world and get remarried? Oh, shoot, I forgot! It means they have to stone the woman to death.
12
posted on
01/11/2006 5:17:41 PM PST
by
Right Wing Assault
("..this administration is planning a 'Right Wing Assault' on values and ideals.." - John Kerry)
To: shezz
Arafat was Egyptian...Its a good law.
To: Mr Ramsbotham
You take em off the sheep!!!
14
posted on
01/11/2006 5:19:06 PM PST
by
GregB
(Republican Senators will pay for Anwar,as God as my Witness!!!!!)
To: GregB
You take em off the sheep!!! Sheep?? That's sick!
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posted on
01/11/2006 5:20:19 PM PST
by
Mr Ramsbotham
(Laws against sodomy are honored in the breech.)
To: P.O.E.
You Can Leave Your Hat On
By Randy Newman
"Sail Away"
Baby, take off your coat...(real slow)
Baby, take off your shoes...(here, I’ll take your shoes)
Baby, take off your dress
Yes, yes, yes
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
You can leave your hat on
Go on over there and turn on the light...no, all the lights
Now come back here and stand on this chair...that’s right
Raise your arms up in to the air...shake ’em
You give me a reason to live
You give me a reason to live
You give me a reason to live
Suspicious minds are talking
Trying to tear us apart
They say that my love is wrong
They don’t know what love is
They don’t know what love is
They don’t know what love is
They don’t know what love is
I know what love is
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posted on
01/11/2006 5:23:15 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: shezz
I can't believe this was moved to chat. This is news about the culture of Islamist societies.
Anyway, these should be real popular there if it counts as clothes...
17
posted on
01/11/2006 5:24:35 PM PST
by
GraniteStateConservative
(...He had committed no crime against America so I did not bring him here...-- Worst.President.Ever.)
To: Mr Ramsbotham
Sorry,my apology's to the sheep
18
posted on
01/11/2006 5:25:06 PM PST
by
GregB
(Republican Senators will pay for Anwar,as God as my Witness!!!!!)
To: Anti-Bubba182
From what I've seen, you may need more than one bag.
19
posted on
01/11/2006 5:27:51 PM PST
by
Buck W.
(Yesterday's Intelligentsia are today's Irrelevantsia.)
To: shezz
Isn't it too hot in Egypt to leave one's socks on?
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posted on
01/11/2006 5:28:59 PM PST
by
highlander_UW
(I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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