"SINGLE MEN BEWARE"!!!!!

Jason in San Antonio

[No Blue States]

At least she didnt take his artifacts.

[MEG33]

http://www.nobodyhere.com/toren.hier

[MotleyGirl70]

Ping!

[Oztrich Boy]

Hey somewhere there's a girl for you.

You work all day, for some old man,
Sweat and break your back,
Then you go home to your castle,
But your queen won't cut you slack.

That's why you're losin' all your hair,
That's why you're overweight,
That's why you flipped your pickup truck
Right off the interstate.

There's a lot of bull they hand you,
There's nothin' you can do,
Your wife don't understand you, but I do,
I said your wife don't understand you, but I do!

[aligncare]

I keep forgetting to check the date. The born-on date is very important to a good brew!

[Nita Nupress]

If you'll send me $1K a week, I'll marry you. C'mon, it'll be great. We can do the webcam thingy.

You send me live cyber-tours of the Alamo and I'll send you scantily-clad shots of me. Spending your money.

[MotleyGirl70]

[Cagey]

I was here earlier and I have dibs on the toilets.

[Arrowhead1952]

At least she didnt take his artifacts.
JJJJ

[Cagey]

Texan: What's your name?
Jason from San Antonio: I don't remember.
Texan: Where are you from?
Jason from San Antonio: I don't remember.
Texan: Do you remember anything?
Jason from San Antonio: I remember... the Alamo.

[MotleyGirl70]

LMAO!

[Lady Jag]

JASON,

[MotleyGirl70]

No toilet.

He won't be dropping the kids off at the pool any time soon that's for sure.

[Cagey]

Jason's Ex:: "This is one of my favorite parts of the tour. Say hello to our residents, Pedro and Inez. Pedro is working on an "adobe." Can you say that with me?"

[Cagey]

He won't be dropping the kids off at the pool any time soon that's for sure.

ROFLMAO!! And the weather can be so hot in San Antonio.

[MotleyGirl70]

He won't being seeing a man about a horse either.

[george76]

[SouthernFreebird]

I went to CA to work, sending her $1000.00 a week to pay bills.

Hey darlin! I understand....gimme a call ;

[muir_redwoods]

Gee Jason, I'm confused. I find you so charming.

[MadIvan]

Let's explain something...just because you have a thought, it's not an excuse to put that thought into a thread of its own. Most people have many thoughts per day, and each one is not a moment of celebration.

Ivan