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1 posted on 12/30/2005 9:51:01 PM PST by SandRat

To: tomkow6; MoJo2001; Kathy in Alaska

2 posted on 12/30/2005 9:52:11 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

4 posted on 12/30/2005 9:54:04 PM PST by sit-rep (If you acquire, hit it again to verify...)

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his chores.

"Not yet," said the little boy.

His mother told him he couldn't have any breakfast until he did his chores. Well, he was a little pissed, so he went to feed the chickens, and he kicked a chicken. He went to feed the cows, and he kicked a cow. He went to feed the pigs, and he kicked a pig.

He went back in for breakfast and his mother gave him a bowl of dry cereal.

"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? "Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.

"Well, "his mother said, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either. I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."

Just about then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the cat as he's walking into the kitchen.

The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?

5 posted on 12/30/2005 9:54:11 PM PST by freedomlover (If you read this tag line, all your wildest dreams will come true.)

Happy New Year to you too !

7 posted on 12/30/2005 9:54:40 PM PST by 1066AD

Join in the laughter!!!!

10 posted on 12/30/2005 9:58:30 PM PST by SandRat (Duty, Honor, Country. What else needs to be said?)

12 posted on 12/30/2005 10:03:49 PM PST by apackof2 (You can stand me up at the gates of hell, I'll stand my ground and I won’t back down)

To: SandRat; MoJo2001

"ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A DOLLAR AT KROGER'S"

13 posted on 12/30/2005 10:05:33 PM PST by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ Operation Valentines Day~ is coming~)

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